The official Mercy fanclub

step 1: dig a trench to the closest water supply.
step2: get a humidifier to warm the waetr into humidty
step 3: contain the humidifier so it creates a rainforest level of humidity.

on side note our lvl3+ forum ppl grow mroe and more it seems

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What if the snake knocks over the humidifier? You can’t have a snake sitting on soaked substrate.

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bolt the humidifier to a concrete slab.

btw step4 is logn term step: plant engouh trees that you turn desert into a rainforest

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She told me it’s not time to unleash any Hammond icons at this time. Must wait and be very patient until it’s time.

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Praise Mercy.

@widowmei cutie. now if only they made monocles…

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Hi guys! I fell asleep and had dreams of being slammed by scorpions! But not snakes…

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i knew you were on moment my notifications kept climbing.

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Did you slam them back? Scorpions have always scared me.

I hope that’s a good thing!

Hammond is very patient. He has to pick a hamster girlfriend from the millions of adoring hamster fans. It is not soemthing to be taken lightly. Ever. He can’t trifle with his fan club’s hearts.

Sounds like a good session of gardening!

I would rather have the snake knock over my cereal bowl while i was trying to eat. That’ll show me who’s boss, right snake!!!?!!?

Pics please!!!

Are we getting more voice lines?

This is the mercy club bro! The Mei club is right overthere!

I persoanlly like the baseball skin the most for him, I think that’s the best Zen skin.

I woke up just as I was about to die. You know, the usual. xD

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? It’s terrible.

I don’t know what that is. Doesn’t sound too fun though. x_x

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i once had a dream as a 5 or 6 yr old.

IDK what death was back then (literally nobody i knew died until i was in my middle teens)

i was being atatcked by dinosaurs.

i kept hiding in a barn.

Mercy prolly had my back w/o me ever knowing it.

You know where my loyalty is at!

It is a good skin, but cultist is the best skin in Overwatch!

Dinosaurs are incapable of killing you. just ask Barney the Purple T-Rex.

Mei loves you, my child.

Nuuuu baseball!

i got cultist…i never used it :\

i hate tentacle and stuff.

oh ye of little faith…

I grew up watching Godzilla and Mothra movies with my uncle…back then dinosaurs could breath nuclear energy.

It’s where your brain wakes up from a dream, but your body hasn’t (your body “paralyzes” itself so it wont act out dreams). So you feel paralyzed and you are still sort of hallucinating from the dream. You can see everything around you in your room but cant move. What makes it most scary is people tend to see things (entities), for me It was an old hag looking woman, a huge shadow thing probably 8-9 feet tall, and a gargoyle looking thing that would sit on my chest.
I got goosebumps just typing this up.

I am sorry man, that sounds terrifying x_x

did you know?

Some people are buried alive?

there have been cases where inside of coffins lids have scratch marks.

Man. Now I just want to get a good night’s sleep… . x_x