Honeydew Mei watered my crops, built my house, cured me of all diseases, and gave me a +5 bonus to all saving throws for my next 3 life times.
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silently reporting works wonders?
i have seen future and sadly your next and 3rd life have natural 1’s.
but 2nd life is full of good rolls.
so its a nice day out.
had good lunch.
had a lemon flavored shaved ice for dessert.
@akaras lemon shaved ice > coconut/pineapple.
I suppose you are speaking of this post
I dont think the poster ever clarified who he/she was referring to, tho I did ask for clarification
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been over half a day sicne your last psot.
are you alive?
did you crash?
are you having your organs harvested by a cartel? (if so mei can help keep you cold)
He didn’t graduate from typo-police academy, he’s probably a bit depressed at the moment. Dont worry akaras, there is always next year.
Go light on him.
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wait so he was impersonating an officer?
that will get you thrown in jail v_v
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Thats it.
We could never be friends…
Yeah, just tired.
In fact I am going to nap right now.
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i understand.
poor akaras…he sent code that he was tricked by a beautiful woman and then knocked out by a cartel and had his organs harvested and he is dying 
When was this?
43min ago.
he didnt say it directly but i understood his message was in code as to not alert anyone.
Poor guy, I once had a girl call me 20-some times just so she could personally tell me she hated me (she was legit crazy). But she never had my organs harvested.
Akaras, you can do better.
she cared for you obviously ._.
all for widowmei 
but she sweet talked him by mentioning having some green chilies in her car.
passing time reading manga.
need an OW one v_v
latest reading was a demonlord beating a heroine but returning her home andn ot killing her and then falling in love with her mom.
its funny.
What exactly is a demonlord?
lord of demons duh v_v
and demons are typically (in manga) evil and at war with humans.
usually humanoid but with horns and/or other beast traits.
https://manganelo.com/manga/yl918521
I think we upset akaras.
d…do we get him a gift basket?
flowers?
basket of green chilies?
That’s not legit crazy, it just means she really cares. Just like that woman who sent a man 159,000 texts after just one date.
Men these days do not know how to recognize true dedication. This generation is going straight to heck.
Finally, Hotaru and I agree on something.
Darn it, you tell 'er, Akaras! Don’t let people dictate your hopes and dreams.
That is also crazy. Lets assume each of those texts took 10 seconds to send. That comes out to 1,590,000 seconds it took to send all those texts.
1,590,000 seconds comes out to 26,500 minutes, which comes out to 441.67 hours, which comes out to 18.4 days spent texting a person.
For someone you went on one date with that probably lasted an hour or two, that is insane.
Is it true dedication, or a warning that she might be wearing your skin one day?
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She also broke into his house and wanted the stalking case to go to trial because she believed that the jury would order him to MARRY her.
That’s not crazy, my dear Widowmeiker. That is true love. It is the sort of love all the immodest nymph singers make music videos about.
“The skins of those you love will fly as my banner.” – Molag Bal.
If a Daedric Prince said it, it must be true.
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