From what you said here, I’m guessing you don’t like playing well with other people, which is fundamental to a team game like this.
For non-trolls, I try to understand the argument and then either explain to the person or catalog, depending on whether the person is asking a question or ranting about a conspiracy theory.
I feel I’ve completely understood your argument here. You can’t possibly believe that the skill ranking is impossible if you also feel like you’re smurfing in bronze.