I’m sick of it. I love this game, but I’m sick of it. “What are you talking about?”
We all know this game has problems, from slow (and questionable) balancing to a large lack of content, but I can deal with that and have been for three years. I don’t care about bugs, I don’t care about throwers, I don’t care about onetricks.
But MY GOD have I had it with the number of smurfs in my game. It’s unbelievable. I swear to everything I hold dear every other game I see someone less than level 60 running around killing half the lobby on their own.
No, this isn’t me being salty about losses, I’m actually also salty about wins. When a smurf is in the game, whether they’re dunking your team on the enemy team or dunking the enemy team on your team, the game is ruined instantly.
CASE 1 (The smurf is on the enemy team): This is obvious in how it ruins the game- you feel helpless, you’re completely outclassed by the Widow/Zarya/Zen on the other team solo killing your supports before every single fight. The game ends, you’ve lost SR, your time has been completely wasted.
CASE 2 (The smurf is on your team): This makes the game completely unengaging and completely takes away from the competitive integrity of the system. You sit back on the payload while your Zarya is at the enemy spawn door gravving their DPS for the third time in two fights. The game ends, you gain SR, but your time is still wasted.
The worst part about this is that it’s not going away. We’ve been begging the developers to find a way to deal with the smurf problem for years. But why should they? Every smurf added to the game gives them another $40 or however much this game costs nowadays. No, it’s just too much to raise the Comp level minimum to 50 or 75, it’s too much to lock every account to a phone number or attempt to detect gross overperformance in new accounts.
No, streamers should not be exempt from this at all, I don’t care how educational their “Unranked to GM” challenges are. Alt accounts are NOT necessary, I don’t care what they say.
Like I said, I love this game, and it breaks my heart to see all the hard work put into it ruined by a bunch of 23 year olds in a basement still sucking the empty straw of their Dairy Queen who don’t care at all about other people’s game.
Sorry for the rant, I really needed to get this out because I’m about to explode and bash my head into a wall learning Apex forever. Please, save this game from its own community.