Ok guys, I’m gonna share the love and try a fool proof method to climb out of low rank!
Who am I? My name is Alex and I’m a very mediocre overwatch player. I have been playing like trash at this game since release, and I sucked every single season.
I main DPS, and I’m THAT DPS you complain about. I suck at this game and rely on my ability to click stuff to win, and I got to the point where the enemy can click stuff better than me, AND they also know how to play the game.
Now, the thing about clicking things is that’s it’s… REAL hard to get better at it, it requires much focused practice and dedication and time… So…
S13 Im gonna Instalock one trick Brigitte.
If I don’t pick her fast enough it’s my fault and that game is a loss. I don’t care. Maybe I’ll pick Moira? that sounds good that one seems easy to play too.
Im confident I can hit people with Brigette, it’s like the easiest hero to hit people with in the game, so if I can’t hit people with literally the less aim intensive hero we can all agree that I deserve bronze.
I need to add that I don’t know how to brigette, so I deserve Bronze, because… I don’t know the hero.
(I have like some hours so I know how the skills work and the combo, but I don’t know when to use them.
Now that we got that out the way, the rules:
1- Brigette it’s like… Short range, so I will need like a tank to take hits for me, so I’m gonna follow a tank, and like… Heal him because if he dies I die? If like, there’s not a tank to follow I’ll follow a support? Or a DPS? Like whatever is near.
2- since she’s a support I will focus on like… Keeping people alive I guess? If I want to like kill people I heard there’s like this doomfist guy that’s like OP so I would pick that hero instead.
So, since I’m like a healer I’ll just keep my team Alive, by hitting people with my e skill and my mouse button. And Im just gonna kill people that like, come to me and my team.
3- I’m gonna be off comms and off chat because that way I imagine everyone is trying their best.
Finally, I’m gonna watch videos and streamers to actually learn to play her . At least it as much as playing. And I’m gonna spend at least 30 minutes in training range, bot practice and FFA as brig. Yes, on brig.
So, this account is like… Plat? So if I’m say… Diamond? It’s 5 plat+1 diamond on an OP BROKEN HERO vs 6 plats… we should win most of the time I guess?
If I’m… Like… Bronze? (Because I do not know how to play the hero, so I should be?) I would like… Lose my rank? (Because it’s 6 plats vs 5 plats and me).
I’ll start placements tomorrow and keep you guys updated!!! If you want to do the same and try this with me I’d be happy to hear about it too!.
Oh, also I will stop playing for like 5 minutes after every game, and if I don’t have fun for 2 games in a row I’ll stop playing for 1 hour.