So, we seem to have an Overwatch wedding, in King’s Row:
Junkrat is the best man.
Zenyatta is the priest.
Mei, Symmetra, Zarya, Tracer, Ana and D.Va are bridesmaids
Sombra is hacking the government database to expedite the wedding certificate.
Ashe is passed out drunk on the floor, with B.O.B. standing guard.
McCree can’t wait for the wedding to end because he can’t smoke inside the cathedral.
Soldier76 doesn’t give a rat’s expletive and is smoking in the cathedral.
Reaper is smoke in the cathedral.
Doomfist is plotting to break them up.
Sigma is planning to break the cathedral up.
Moira is planning to break the world up.
Widowmaker is jealous because Mercy’s husband is still breathing.
Torb and Brigitte are fixing the wedding limo.
Rein is nervous because he drank all the booze without realizing it and now his hammer is spinning in circles.
Lucio is doing the wedding as the resident DJ.
Hammond is kissing a nubile young hamster upstairs at the pipe organ.
Orisa is guarding the doors to the cathedral like a loyal puppy, while her loyal puppy guards her.
Baptiste jumped too high by accident and can’t figure out how to get out of the cathedral attic.
Winston is trying to jump up and free Baptiste from the attic, while eating peanut butter.
Genji is arm wrestling with Hanzo to prove who’s the better man.
Bastion is stuck in tank mode and has run out of tank bullets.
Ganymede is bombarding the whole wedding, in rage about Bastion not being able to let her roost on him right now.
Pharah is trying to defend the wedding by blowing Ganymede up because of it.
Remember, folks, love is forever. Even when Hog is the groom.