Heroes' Birthdays & Ages Are Now Official

General Discussion
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Way to ruin a perfectly good story by introducing a plot hole with Kiriko being 21

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Actually, most animals on the lunar colony were genetically modified :nerd_face: :nerd_face: :nerd_face:.

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ewww hog and torb bday is to close to mine but tracer is suppsoe to be 26 where id u get 28 from

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Don’t forget D.Va is also microwave-safe.

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I share mine with Doomfist and I’m totally NOT cool with that. :unamused:

She was 26 during OW1, OW2 takes place 2 years later, ergo she be 28 now. Everyone except Orisa and Ball are 2 years older than they were during OW1. And Zenyatta aged 13 years somehow in that time.

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Kiriko is not 21 they’re not serious :sob:

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She acts 16, she looks 20s, her lore states she should be 30ish… much like her swift step, she’s all over the place. :grimacing:

Well, what do ya know… It’s even in his name… :thinking:

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Illari is 18?! I thought she was like 40. :joy: So much for the Illanzo ship.

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I am just going to pretend Bastion was manufactured in August so that someone shares my B-day month. Ain’t nobody cares about August.

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Seeing dooms birthday reminded me he use to be a baby once…

Awwww they grow into international terrorists so fast. :sob:

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When Akande Ogundimu was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Li’l Akande slapped him.

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Tbf it’s hot as hell and I don’t like that. :triumph:

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Never would’ve guessed some of these. But it’s smart Blizzard makes all their (human) characters over 18.

The real question I have is does Tracer wear a birthday suit???

Mine is in August. And funny enough my stepmother shares the exact same birthday as me.

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It would never happen in Overwatch, but Winston dying of old age would be a great plot point. He’s the one bringing everyone together. He’s the idealist. He’s the one worried that he won’t make a difference.

Him dying, not heroically on the battlefield, but of old age, still hoping that he made the world a better place, would be a good scene.

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I don’t really wanna know how big McCree’s Magnum is…

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I share a birthday with my main! (Hammond)

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I see that they aged up the cast by two years since their first “official” ages were announced. Minus the retconned ages. I guess that’s how much time has passed in lore since launch 2016

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This is so dumb because they had actually previously fixed it. She was supposed to be 24 or so which would have fit.

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Junkrat and Torbjörn’s pages dissapeared from website :thinking:

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wow blizzard really has a vendetta against the folks born in august lol all them heroes and they couldn’t spare ONE!