Buff Hanzo, Nerf Bastion!

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This is what I’m hoping for in the next patch. I feel like some of you might agree, but I’m not sure. I’m open to new ideas, if you disagree, but I think that this is what Overwatch needs right now.

So a while ago I made a post on Nerf Bastion, and I still think a Nerf Gun Bastion skin would be really cool for the Summer Games event. I remember there being a complaint about using Nerf Guns on the beach, but I still think it’d be a fun beachy/summery skin.

A Buff Hanzo would be cool, like a beach weight lifter or something. This is something I just thought of and now I want it. When I thought about a beach skin for him I for whatever reason immediately remembered that lobster character from Spongebob. That or a lifeguard skin, either would be awesome.

What do y’all think?

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Lol you almost got me XDDDD

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So you don’t agree with my ideas?!? I think they’re pretty great, I was hoping to get more people on board!

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Ohhh sht i almost Got Baited into a Rage Frenzy lmfao XD I Agree 100% that would be cool for bastion, Fck Hanzo tho he doesnt need a fancy Dancy Legendary skin for SummerGames event.

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I… almost had a heart attack. Oh lord.

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Good idea, although I don’t think the community will take all to well to it.

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Thanks! I’ve noticed that, and it’s strange??? I thought everyone would love a Buff Hanzo…

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THis clickbait is so… I want to say something but it might get me in trouble so I’m just going to say nice clickbait

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Are you serious?? You’re actually talking about buffing one of the strongest characters in the game while Bastion is one of the weakest?!?! This is even dumber than reading the first sentences of my comment and thinking I fell for the title!!

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Clickbait? I don’t understand? I appreciate the compliment, nonetheless!

Anyways, I have to get back to writing my article, 10 EASY CURES FOR AGING.

Yeah, I think Hanzo would look really good buffed up! Bastion might even be better if they had their Nerf!

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[opens mouth] …!!!

… [closes mouth]

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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8.

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Here you go!~

To the OP, I think a Nerf Bastion skin would be great.
Don’t like the idea of a more-buff Hanzo though.

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Ooh, I would LOVE a Buff Hanzo skin for the Summer Games event :drooling_face:

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nah
Begone, foul demon

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I’m glad you agree with the Nerf Bastion skin!

I don’t think he’d be that much buffer, but mostly like a weight lifter kinda skin? Honestly that or a swim suit skin would be great for me lol

Sorry, but I am the hero we need

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Why not nerf both?..

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This post is a work of art.

And yes i want nerf gun bastion, i couldn’t care less about hanzo though because he already has the scion skin.

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I am both angry and delighted with where this post ended.

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I don’t really think Hanzo needs a Nerf.

I’m team Buff Hanzo. Give me that good beach skin.