Buff Hanzo, Nerf Bastion!

General Discussion
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You cheeky trickster. I was so close to writing a hate rant about your post. You got me and everyone else pretty good.

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Just got triggered due to the title.

But got calmed down because imagining a buff beach hanzo will be hot.

U nasty, you tricked all of us. haha

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damn u almost got me there

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god damit, you
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me

good one

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Smart, really smart dude.

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you’re joking right?

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I’d love a nerf Bastion skin because it would help explain his poor damage output with lore…

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They´d rather buff bastion and nerf hanzo, so developers could say they gave us what we requested.

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No I actually like the idea of Hanzo using a toy nerf bow as well.

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30

This has been a drill on “don’t judge a book by its cover”

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It’s obvious who hit reply after seeing the thread’s title without reading the actual post itself. God, people…

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Same man, I was reading because I wanted to see what retarded logic this bronze Hanzo main was gonna spew. o3o

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AS stated somewhere in these forums before…
Tank Top Mei. Give me.
But I’d be cool with those skins, they sound like they could come out looking cool.
Also with the Reaper gun nerf just made.
They probably be okay with an ingame skin.

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Well done OP,this is hilarious

But seriously,I would love a summer skin for Hanzo (Speedo Hanzo/Rein/Hog anyone?)

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Damn, i actually got ultra baited. Props OP.

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Buff hanzo? are you actually retarded.

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That’s what I thought when I saw they made a Nerf Reaper gun! I think a Nerf Bastion would be really fun.

This sounds like it could be good! Something casual would be great

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This is quality posting and tricking right here. A nerf Bastion skin would be funny and so would a buff Hanzo skin.

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make a hanzo one where its like hes at a vacation at the beach, and idk why but I want a skin where bastion has like an inflatable gun and when he dies it move over the place like winston’s skins.

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I came in this thread with my “Buff Bastion” monologue prepared, and then got bamboozled beyond belief.

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