💔 Bastion ISN’T being forgotten, he’s being ignored

ja.

lemme get my Pharah Hentoi then I’ll be ready to fck you up

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He would literally travel alternate universes to reach you and one shot you, terrifying.

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Here’s one for ya, Pharah… :wink:

https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/d/d2/Roadhog_-_Here_Little_Piggy.mp3

https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/2/2f/Roadhog_-_Grounded.ogg

You would have had to have seen it, to believe it.

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na dude. I just remember PTSD of playing 1 game of Sombra against hog and being pulled across the 8th dimension up into road’s face.

*oneshot everyone

na dude, he already scares me because Genji can have a gold melee knife, but Bastion can’t have a golden tank cannon. I can’t take anymore scared pills.

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ooo a penny.

A simulation of the old roadies hook.

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I strictly remember more dimensions than that.

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How is it that you can see my headcannon fantasies…

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Apparently no one believes me when I say I’ve travelled alternate universes in Overwatch, nitwits.

You’re right. Road could only pull through dimensions, not alternate universes.

An alternative universe (also known as alternate universe or alternate reality), commonly abbreviated as AU, is a type or form of in which canonical facts of setting or characterization in the universe being explored or written about are deliberately changed. So looking at the definitions, we see some differences.Jun 29, 2012

di·men·sion
dəˈmen(t)SH(ə)n,dīˈmen(t)SH(ə)n/Submit
noun
1.
a measurable extent of some kind, such as length, breadth, depth, or height.
"the final dimensions of the pond were 14 ft. x 8 ft"
synonyms: size, measurements, proportions, extent; More
2.
an aspect or feature of a situation, problem, or thing.
“sun-dried tomatoes add a new dimension to this sauce”
synonyms: aspect, feature, element, facet, side
“the cultural dimensions of the problem”

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So Australia is an alternate dimension, it would explain a hell of a lot about Canberra.

AU is the two letter abbreviation for Australia

Counter argument:

Heroes would be pulled Through Map geometry, Meaning… The hook took them through what was supposed to be solid matter, Relatively unharmed (Till they reached hog that is)

So yea. It would have had to pull them though a Different Universe, where those structures don’t exist.

but dimensions work the same way. Essentially he’d be pulling you into a dimension that the wall, face, body, peni- doesn’t exist.

With alternate universes they are different worlds, whereas dimensions exist within the same world.

Interstellar 101. Checkmate atheist.

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I mean… When you spin it Like that, maybe.

Don’t you know that exists on all plains of reality? :wink:

Bodies i mean.
Get your head out of the gutter.

These are basic quotes of Roadhog using his chain, and Nothing more:
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/d/d2/Roadhog_-_Here_Little_Piggy.mp3

https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/8/8d/Roadhog_-_I'm_Gonna'_Make_You_Squeal.mp3

https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/b/b0/Roadhog_-_Squeal_For_Me.mp3

(I’m not even kidding, that’s what those are. why is he allowed to say those things.)

So there is a dimension where Bastion is not only viable but also fun to play that’s going by the little i know of quantum physics.

I wish roadhog would hook me to that dimension.

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heavy breathing intensifies

I wish Roadhog would hook me. <.<

What were we talking about again?

Oh yea, Bastion balance.

Yup. He can be balanced.
Do they listen? Nop.

intense heavy breathing intensifies

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I think i will risk some pain tonight and grab a game my wrist should be hopefully healed enough for 15 minutes or so.

Though I think this song will be my theme whilst playing Bastion.

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