Btw it is highly unlikely any of us will get banned from this thread. Who would flag it?
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Mob mentality is one hell of a thing.
(Chibi is stealing that gif, if you donât mind.)
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But in this case the mob is on our side.
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If I go to the 5000th post and my post got is not there, I will make this entire thread beg for mercy when I reveal my daddy Jeff here that will threaten to ban all of you.
Edit: Thatâs it, youâre done.
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If one of you happened to be Jeff all along, I would go drown myself.
(In Minecraft, Because at least dying in their new update Expansion is FUN.)
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If Minecraft was owned by Blizzard the 1.13 update would be a 50 euro DLC.
Am I pushing your brittle buttons yet Blizzard?
We need not press their buttonsâŚ
They canât find them anyways.
Also, that got a laugh outa me.
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They slapped everyone into the âDPSâ role. Bastion has the highest damage but canât even shoot skeet with his spread.
Itâs a shame because both Sombra and Sym could have been much more.
Only problem would be the mods would send out the banhammers before Blizzard got to see it.
Dude, I played that for the first time in forever.
I quit after they made the âcustom map generatorâ PG. Canât increase mob spawners. Canât increase the amount of Diamond ore to 1 billion. Canât even change the F-ing river size.
Literally unplayable. 10000% done. I quit. hangs up professional minecrafter coat
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Same.
The update Literally Brought me back to it, unlike the summer games.
Also⌠the new water mechanics are actually dope tho.
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Chibi, Iâm thirsty, please go get me my chocolate milk. (This isnât a completely and utterly pointless post that is just there to push us 0.01% closer to another post goal or anything like that.)
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Same here actually, the game is so much better.
1.13 is probably one of the best Minecraft updates ever, if not the best.
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no joke, I was on a pro CTF team on a sever once. Then CTF was poo because the server went under, sold it to the lowest bidder, and the incompetent devs ruined it.
Hmm what if⌠
GeoffâŚ
ruined CTF too?
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Almost makes you wanna
your veins.
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( ÍĄâ ÍĘ ÍĄâ)
No, the creative mode update was the best.
Then comes the release of Minecraft because back then the PVP was balanced.
Everything after that was poo because greedy MS bought it for 2 billion and are at a loss when they realized MC is owned by literally everyone and so now itâs riddled with microtransactions.
#NoFenceStacking
#HorribleLookingCobble
#OOMFSoundPack
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Donât you try and start the old vs new combat debate right now, because I wonât hold back. The new combat is objectively way more balanced.
The hell you mean microtransactions?
Dude, you have to wait to swing every tool along with the sword.
Bastion in his current state is more balanced than that.
Oh, and shields are for hoes.
PLEASE Tell me you remember Thimble the minigame?
I was a Thimble champion on a server once. X3
Those were the daysâŚ
In a game with no movement mechanics that were actually intended, people invented a movement based gamemodeâŚ
I still love that game, after all these yearsâŚ
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https://www.tweaktown.com/news/57063/minecraft-soon-microtransactions/index.htmlDwarfs vs Zombies too.
I won lifetime VIP++ on that server for winning an âarena-themedâ building competition.
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