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Hello, I will be your host today if you have any questions or wish to book a room, I am all ears, just call my name!
The host fox sits at the counter/bar of the establishment wearing a three piece suit and top hat, drinking something probably alcoholic as rain pelts the windows and the fire crackles in the corner.
This place strives to be a home away from home for all wayward players and conversationalists alikeโฆ
When tensions are high, arguments seem abundant, and storms are brewing, let us brew you a hot drink and prepare a room, to weather the storms and comfort your mind in these trying times.
Hang up your coat, kick off your shoes and stay a while, if only to lend an ear, or regale us with the passing tail of your adventures.
Our head maid will be with you in just a moment to offer our menu of delightful delicacies~
The dapper fox disappears behind the counter top and reappears only moments later wearing a full maidโs uniform. It is clearly the same fox.
Hello there! =^,^=
Hereโs our menu~
Would you like to try any of our in-house prepared special desserts today?
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- Ana แธฅaแธฅmฤซk, home-brewed honey tea.
- Amplification, Espresso.
- Sรฅ gott som ny, maple tea.
- Storm brewed dragonโs strike macchiato.
- Snow topped shake of the earโ (Comes in four flavors: Vanilla snowball, Strawbeary, Chocolate tree bark, and Peanut butter honey bee.)
- High flyer. (Scotch on the rocks.)
- Frozen mortali-tea. (A dark chocolate and cherry shake with infusion of cherry blossom, topped with a mask of vanilla ice cream.)
- Gravi-tea. (A special herbal blend served hot. We currently only allow one Gravi-tea per customer per day, as what goes up must come down eventually.)
- Golden punch. (A sparkling glass of golden punch made with freshly squeezed citrus juice, one shot of tequila, ginseng, cane sugar, and a drip of honey. We strongly suggest only small amounts of this beverage at a time, lest anyone becomes punch drunk.)
- Morning bean blend. (Black coffee, served with any additional sweetener or milk by request.)
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- Flaminโ hot ratโs cheese chicken jalapeรฑo nachos.
- Hoppinโ frogs leg stew for two.
- Irish pub style coalition of steak and potatoes, served with a snack side of your choice.
- Belly laugh, pork belly pie.
- English pub style fish and chips.
- Fried Pachimari. (Donโt worry! They like it)
- Torbjรถrnโs claw. (A large set of red lobster claws served with hot butter)
- The earth platter. (A stone-grilled sausage pizza served with a side of fried mushrooms.)
- Taco hack-ordado. (A set of overflowing traditional style corn tacos, made with the houseโs secret recipe sauce for that unique flavor. Served with sides of fresh made guacamole, sour cream, and optional ghost pepper sauce)
- The steak raiser. (Only the finest of large hamburger patties, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and your choice of sauce served on a fluffy oven baked bun, with a side of onion rings or fries. All toppings and sides optional with every purchase.)
- High noon eggs and bacon special. (Two eggs over easy or fried, served alongside a pile of bacon strips and sausage on the side. This special is available all week long. Every week.)
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- Bob-omb, chocolate buckeyes.
- White rabbit frosted vanilla cupcakes.
- Seismic sesame seed meteors.
- Echo of strawberry, chocolate mousse.
- Green dragonโs, talon sliced apple crisp.
- Red dead nโ well fed apple pie.
- Angelic decadence. (Classic angel food cake, topped with sliced strawberries on a bed of whipped cream.)
- The molten core chocolate surprise. (A personal cake with a molten chocolaty lava center)
- Primal desire, banana parfait.
- Red white and blue for two. (A set of white vanilla cake cupcakes topped with cherries, blueberry frosting, and white star sprinkles. Perfect for any important event, or sharing a late evening under the stars.)
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- Birdseed Bliss, trail mix.
- Hamsterโs choice crackers served with your choice of beverage.
Your somewhat humble host~
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(In light of recent events in both my own life and others as we all know, i wanted to bring some positivity for once and give people a place to chat in their home away from home while weโre all bored and hanging out in the Overwatch universe. Please remain civil, and have a nice time! ^,^)
I understand that some of you donโt like having nice thingsโฆ to that i say, pull up a chair and tell us whatโs on your mindโฆ you may need this place more than ever. Times are tough, and we need to band together (with generous distance between us) More than ever. Thatโs what Overwatch is about, is it not?
Frequently asked questions of importance:
- Is this RP and thus deserves all of my wrath?
No, this is not RP, and simply an attempt to provide an uplifting environment in an otherwise less uplifting time.
- Does this place have a discord server?
Yes in fact it does, and any of our bartenders will be glad to give you a link upon request.
- What is this place for?
General discussion, be it about your day, about current events in Overwatch, or current events in the rest of the world, this place strives to be a home away from home for open and safe discussion where other places may feel aggressive and uninviting.