Which Hero is the best Poker Player?
Malthael
Best Poker face, ever.
Who is your pick and why?
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Well, i suppose Tyrael (pre-fall), Auriel and Imperius can also be quite difficult to read…
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Terran probability game. Simple. Abathur. Superior intelligence.
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I bet Raynor spent hours in the Hyperion bar playing poker. Plus, he has Ace in the Hole Talent. And lower his helmet shield, and he’s tied for first best poker face.
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Pretty sure it’s Tassadar. What do you do when he pops Oracle?
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Alarak strikes me as being enough of a manipulative liar to wreck everyone in poker.
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Chromie of course, she can just zip into the future and look at her opponents hand.
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Sylvanas mind control though?
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Zeratul, Artanis, Tassadar and Fenix.
They have no facial expression, they have the technology to teleport things, and they can read your mind!
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Now I see how Yugioh does it!
I don’t know who is the best, but Alarak would never touch poker, he knows much better games.
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Yugi is just lucky. He topdecks everything.
Who needs skill when you always draw what you need.
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So, look at your cards once and keep them face down so chromie can’t see then, and if there’s any protoss at the table, don’t think, I guess? Problem solved.
Probably should mention Nova in here, because if that ghost visor can see through walls, it probably can see through cards too.
Oh I see what you’re saying. “Topdecking” nudge nudge
cough cough ancient pharaoh card teleportation technique! cough cough
Medivh, he literally cheats.
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Well, if you don’t think, you can’t think of putting your cards down.
(Though she’d just wait for you to show it)
Good day, my name is Buzz Killington and I am here to talk about your post.
Protoss so in fact habe facial expressions: they can move their eyebrows (as the simplest example). Think of yourself and try to emote without using your mouth. It’s totally possible. Just in the way you tilt your head you can give off multiple expressions.
Protoss cannot read minds. They decide to share thoughts to other Protoss who then take in the emotions and meaning. But they cannot read minds of terrans or similar. Artanis needs to listen to what Jimmy actually has to say.
Thank you for reading and yes, I’m fun at parties, thanks for asking.
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Chromie will time travel to the time when you look at your cards.
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But Raynor hears what Artanis says.
Plus, they could “talk” to each other and all cheat against you. Also, I doubt anyone can read Protoss subtle facial expression, which looks like they have none to a human.
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And nobody will notice she’s missing from the table all the time? I know this is a fun thread, and I’m just having fun with it 
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