So lets confess our sins.
We all know its wrong but in the heat of the moment you can do strange things.
I was in a demotion game from dia 1 to 2
BoE and I was Johanna. I had a Jaina and lunara with me. We were losing. But to my suprise I had way more dmg then my assassins. My lunara just didnt autoattack when I went in.
Me: 46k dmg and top siege. And my lunara had 36k . Jaina 32k. Almost no siege
When the match ended. I saw she was a lvl 116 lunara. I reported her for cheating with the discription " no way a lvl 116 lunara is in high diamond and doesnt auto attack
^ i know this a a false report. But I was tilted and never Ive reached so high dps as joh.
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Ive once saw my ex as and reported her for abusive chat. She was on the enemy team
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only ppl that feel guilty, and let the guilt consume them confess.
i am not guilty 
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I was Anduin, and my Butcher mate kept mindlessly diving into the enemy team and then went on a rant on team chat about how bad I was as a healer. I could use all my spells on him, pull him back after a suicidal charge, use Lightbomb on him to get himself a window of time to fall back or maybe get a pick before his death… He always ended up surrounded and kept dying, furiously pinging me.
I’m super chill and after like, enduring that 5 or 6 times in a handful of minutes, I decided to do a little more than pinging all my spells cooldowns after his death. I let myself get yeeted by the enemy Garrosh, pulled that parody of a teammate with me and then wrote one of the most acid paragraphs I’ve ever written in my life as we were both waiting for respawn, then proceeded to wait for the game to end in the spawn (even though I thoroughly hate when people do it). The rest of the team stayed with me and waited too, I could see they were arguing with that Butcher even though I had muted him.
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My sweat after a long running or jump rope session.
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Omg xD I did that once too.
A garrosh thought it was funny to trow allies into enemys. I dragged him with me into hell!
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That moment your so sweaty if going into your eye!
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The saltyest thing i’ve ever done was wrote “we did it! We carry Kt!”. He (the kt player) was super toxic in the game but I still think that was to inmature of my part.
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I somehow lost MVP to this guy:
https://imgur.com/vKfyiKW
So I gave my upvote to the worst person on their team. Thing is, most people will just follow suit after the first upvote, so everyone just piled on the guy I voted, robbing the Ming of votes.
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Eh, I tried Valeera for the first time since her vampire skin came out a few weeks ago. I have maybe 10 games or so on her total.
Anyway, get into a QM game and we have a Zagara who is completely oblivious to everything. A team fight is literally happening RIGHT by her and she ignores it to continue split pushing.
She does this all game, meanwhile I’m frustrated because I was having a bad game. Anyway I ping the Zagara when she’s split pushing and we’re fighting and she starts yelling at me calling me a useless Valeera…
And to be fair, that Zag was completely right. Anyway we lose and I look at the player profile and see he had 300+ games as Zagara so I PM’d him and said
“I was useless that game because I have 10 games as Valeera total, you have over 300 games as Zagara and still suck with her, what’s your excuse?”
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Repeatedly type “dngit” in chat after deciding I was melee as Zagara.
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Deliberately refused to heal a certain jerk in most of a match as a healer.
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I also did that. But that was in overwatch quick match. 4 man dps party and 3 were toxic before the match started. I only healed the quiet one and my friend.
(damn am I this salty?)
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Leader first banned Artanis when I was hovering him. I think I was on a 8 lose streak or something. Tilted, I asked him if he want me to troll. He said ennemy have first pick. I said ?? so what, people usually take anub or Diablo, who First ban Artanis? He asked then why do you want to take a bad hero if it’s not worth first picking him. Was a bit tired of the bull**** so I picked murky (played him like 4 time or something).
Obj we lost. Was dumb because other members didn’t do anything to me. Feelbadman.
I was flying around as medivh above a super flamy ally who kept insulting the whole team and calling us noob all game.
The player thought it was a great idea to do a 1v5 but somehow got out and was running away but them chasing him. i was flying above him when i decided to drop and walk in front of him while he was still being chased by the enemy team.
Rather then shielding him i bubbled myself and prepared a portal in advance ( portal mastery+ astral projection before it got removed ) knowing full well with the distance id had just placed it i would have just enough time to get it before it would disapear but that player would still hope they would make it in time …
When the super awesome player got to the portal , it disapeared right before he could get in and all his hopes for safety suddently vanished and by that time the enemy team was on him and he got ganked into oblivion .
" am i evil ?
Yes i am !! "
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I’ll admit it. I leave games when people pick badly or play like idiots.
Saltiest thing I can think of is simply doing what my team mates said.
We were on Black Heart’s Bay, and two of my team mates thought it was a better idea to defend the lanes, and push when we could than defend turn in and turn in coins. So I said "alright let’s do that. I was carrying 11 coins, but could never turn them in because my team wouldn’t go. Except when we only had a keep with 50% health left.
But I really did what they wanted and followed every ping.
Never did anything when playing ranked though.
Quit the match. When your team is in double-digit deaths within the first few minutes and someone disconnects really hard to want to continue.
I threw the game. We were about to kill the core, but instead of joining them, I decided to lane and let them deal with the 3v5. Three of them bullied the other guy into leaving so we had an AI.
We lost and it has never been so satisfying. Nothing like some good old fashioned spite.
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I was Garrosh, and my teammate Gul’dan on ARAM started tilting and throwing.
I told them “You bring dishonour to the horde. Spineless craven.”
It was my way of tilting at a teammate, and also playing the role of a bitter warchief character
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