doing camps instead of soaking. Thats probably one of the most common mistake in lower leagues. Soak > camp
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When I’m comfortably doing a 1v3 inside Sacred Ground, then Anduin pulls me out and I die 2 sec after.
I shout every time.
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Full Orb/Glass Cannon Li-Ming players vs Zeratal’s/Genji’s and Pyro KT’s. Just change your ID to “FreeKill.”
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The industrial ARAM.
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Yeah some Anduin and Garrosh pulls are indeed triggering.
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On the other side of that seeing people not cover the lane that was left open to do a camp erks me …there’s 5 people on your team and only up to 3 lanes, there can always be someone coving the lanes.
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I remember the Devs showed some of their early work where they had worked on a four lane map. Can you imagine? If players can’t attend to 3 lanes picture the aggro that would come from four. I kind of want to have a map like that, but it’s probably better we don’t!
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When people think having a tank and a healer on thier team makes them think they can just do whatever they like while the healer/tank player gets flamed on for not pocket healing/pocket tanking his ARAM minded team that refuse to lane on thier own.
Playing tank or healer with the wrong players makes you fell like you are chained to them and are only allowed to do what they say.
I had that feeling in a qm game some years ago. A Valeera told me all kind of toxic stuff cause I was not pocket healing her just so she could farm kills and stats paddle.
She did not care for her team at all. She thought she was entilted for all my heals and the others should have none.
Even when I told her the others has as much right to get healed as she has then she just reported me lol.
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4 potatoes in my team.
Next game: 4 potatoes in my team.
Next game: 4 potatoes in my team.
Next game: 4 potatoes in my team.
Next game: 4 potatoes in my team.
. . .
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But they were all decived. Becasue another potato was made. One potato to rule them all.
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raw, baked potatoes or fried potatoes? 
Always lose my mind when i see a fat hero like stitches or diablo dancing around globe in ARAM, scared to take some damage in order to pick it up, when behind him are 2 heroes who need it for quests and a healer with no mana.
Obviously when tank dies after the enemy take the globe, or his backline go in to do it and die, he blames the team.
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KTZ existing
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well someone needs to do it (or go soak)
which leads into mine: not soaking lanes
One thing that makes me lose my marbles, or i should more accurately say makes my face want to become one with my monitor, is when I’m playing abathur and i take talent specific abilities to assist certain teammates and then they just straight up don’t utilize it. Like when i give varian speed boosts to help him chase down the two health baby dva running away, but instead of killing her he chooses to lane. Or i take the basic attack perks for someone, but they never engage. Its only infuriating because i could’ve taken better perks if i had known this team would go braindead whenever i decided to hat them. I feel like hatting a majority of players gives them like Autism+ because they never do what they are supposed to or live up to what they could with hat…
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Stitches. Where is the counterplay to him just EATING YOUR MELEE DPS? Like, I cant heal them if they’re eaten, I can’t do anything to help them when they get spit out into the entire enemy team, and it’s LAUGHABLE to try and focus him, cause he’s Stitches…
Like, “dodge the hook” isnt even an argument if you have ANY melee DPS at all, since you may as well be 4v5 at any objective because of this one ability.
Anduin says “Hello there!” and pulls YOUR MELEE DPS to him again. But yeah mispositioning can be very punishing that’s true though.
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When I see Towers of Doom pop on my screen.
That’s a big no bueno for me.
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Instantly first picking varians with poor winrates announcing to go twin blades
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How did I forget this, if someone has already written it please forgive me.
What is excruciating is when you’re playing a healer and you have almost healed your ally to full health (sometimes they are full health) and then they hearth. I’m not talking about when they need Mana, understandable. I mean when they have full mana, or use energy so have no need to hearth and leave a battle or lane that could be defended.
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