Things I learned at low elo

My experience in bronze/gold in UR and QM
Trough solo queue and coaching with friends

  • anything that gives cdr is op
  • Strafing doesnt exist
  • If I cast a delayed trickshot. I need to aim at the body. I dont adjusting needed
  • if someone retreats to hearth. Check the neirby bush. They are in there.
  • people are tryhards nice and toxic in the same person
  • People think Artanis and leoric are main tanks
  • kt is instawin (this is prob true)
  • Players look back at their former glory days. I was rank 1 in alfa
  • I hate streamers who think they are right just because they are " high" (plat 3)
    So far no horrible connections or lagging players. This really suprises me
  • Split pushing is overpowered. Should be banned
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People pick the upgrade for Jaina’s Ring of Frost every time (the one that makes the center explode 5 seconds later).

It always takes me by surprise when I play with friendswho are bronze-silver. It doesn’t even cross my mind anyone will take that absurd talent, so sometimes I actually get hit by it and feel embarrassed.

Should learn to use the talent tab more often just to be safe.
People will also use ults randomly. Say I am playing Johanna and I have 90% HP and Iron Skin available. There is not even a team fight going on. Suddenly the enemy Kael casts Pyro on you.
I don’t know why, but I don’t mind.

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Teamwork.
Beats.
Battlestar Galactica.

But no really teamwork is OP. The sheer amount of low-matchmade games that can be bodied by an Aba Hat and a good Hat-wearer like Varian? It’s not good.

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I understoot that refrence

Looks at match history
Sees a just finished QM where I played main tank Artanis against a Chen

Hmm…

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Hahaha so true
“Check my winrate”
‘Its 40%’
“Check this season”
4 games 75%
Sure bro thats comforting

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You missed on a lot of ones,

1 = Focus the healer (even if theres an enemy tank n bruiser between u n their healer)

2 = Ok, enemy team is cursed now! com com com lets get boss fast

3 = Kill wins games, i have more kills (deaths dont matter)

4 = Deaths are ALWAYS fault of healers

5 = Varian has only TB build (even if theres a johanna n lili n cassia/artanis against u, twin blades is win blades)

and many more

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Mocus foralis i havent experienced.
I have fun with orphea W build. Just nom nom nom trough their frontline reset after reset

These two are my favourites :'D

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So one guy in the beginning of the match was spamming twitch .tv/idontcare

One friend of his said mid game
“You dont know this but you play with randomname”
Who?!
I regreted asking who

Seriously lvl 32 met 2 streamers
Player lvl 1200 decaying master 6k. Litterly no one is streaming :sweat_smile:
So far ive met Kendricswiss from icyveins nunubkes and a few from heroeslounge like munky and suggerdaddy69 . The rest no one is famous as far as I know.

But gold players are really promoting themselves

I played only with NotParadox on the ptr whe Mephisto was released with the Tyrande rework. I’m in his video about that rework, diving and killing him under their towers. (Sadly latter we got 1-2 disconnected allies and it became a stomp for us.)

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You have the link? Otherwise I will look it up anyway!

Me: gets 4 man Divine Storm, other guy was at bot taking nuke (Warhead Junction)
Team: Someone is dead, 2 people that are with me run away from important objective, other guy is doing a camp randomly
Me: gets no follow up and dies
Team: wtf noob report
Me: Ugh whyyyyy

I never realised his thumbnails look like clickbait xD
Will watch it when I get home

Didnt knew the holy paladin was low. Thought you were around plat

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No I hardly play ranked, I play mostly QM in the limited time I have to play. I would play ranked but sometimes I have interruptions or personal life calls. :frowning: