We all know that if you lost it cannot be under any circumstances ever be truly your fault… So now lets go over some of the most common reasons why you really lost that game.
- tower of doom is a dumb map.
- lag
- enemy team had skinergy , and as we all know having matching colors increases your play skills by 70%!
- your mount was slower
- the enemy ganked you when you werent ready.
- deathwing OP
- chromie keeps one shotting people
- garden of terror is a dumb map.
- lactose intolerance
- your ally was a dumb noob and you got killed you while you were typing how much of a dumb noob they are.
- you got killed.
- Sky temple is a dumb map
- lili blinded you when you played illidan
- abathur is always somewhere in the lanes and never tanking during objectives !
- the opponent cheated because they should not win if you 1v5 them with butcher !
- the loading screen was too long so you left to make yourself a beef bourguignon but half way through , you realised that you forgotten you were vegan so you rushed back at your computer and then realised you got kicked for AFK.
- you left to take a shower as soon as the loading screen started because you wanted to have a clean game !
-black heart bay is a dumb map - its too cold !
- its too hot !
- whats a mini map !?
- 4a/1t vs 4a/1t is a dumb match up ! If your team had a healer you would had won !
- when your team asked you to pick a tank and you picked hammer they got mad at you , bunch of noobs!
- tomb of the spider queen is a dumb map
- because you realised thats krillin killed cell of their timeline , not gohan. Because gohan and trunks each killed a future cell.
- when you later realised that makes 3 cells in total.
- that the Cell in the present had not done anything wrong yet and could had been shown a path to good .
- dragon shrine is a dumb map
- genji one shotted you when you had 100Hp.
- voidray OP
- terran characters OP
- lava wave is OP because you didnt noticed it !
- hanamura is a dumb map
- normally you play like a platinum , but you were playing much better than usual so that would make you a low diamond. But one guy on the enemy team was likely a smurf GM. So your bronze 2 game was really a master vs a grand master all along .
- battlefields of eternity is a dumb map
- zerg characters OP
- your neck was ichin and you couldnt focus.
- infernal shrine is a dumb map
- your team wouldnt let your boss during the curse.
- minions OP
- Canon rushing
- you keep dying when you 1v5
- the enemy caught you for the 4rth time trying to solo their boss.
- warhead junction is a dumb map
- lag
- your team were all focusing a different target than you.
- tychus was focusing the tank…dumb noob…
- alterac pass is a dumb map
- first objectives are useless
- you are gluten free
- first objectives are too snowbally
- the enemy blocked your tripple tap and didnt let you kill their healer.
- convection and pyroblast all day everyday ! ( its just your team who can enable you proprely !)
- stukov has the strongest AA in the game
- you dying 15 times in 11 minutes is a proof of how noob your allies were because if they knew better, they would die instead of you so you can solo the enemy team !
- braxis holdout is a dumb map
- you spilled your BBQ ribs onto your keyboard.
- cursed hollow is a dumb map
- your allies didnt spoke english and you didnt knew how to insult someone in spanish.
- YOU DIED
- volskaya industries is a dumb map
- your opponents didnt let you kill them
- healer wont follow you behind their front lines.
- the enemy attacked you when you were on cooldown.
- you werent late for the objective…your team was too much in advance !
- haunted mines is a dumb map
- devs wont listen to you.
- you were always the best player on your team in every game and your allies were just a bunch of potatoes.
- your opponent killed you while you were B stepping and thats rude !
- your opponents were a bunch of noobs and got lucky.
- your team won’t listen to you
- windows update
- your special because your mom told you so !
- whats a ping ?
- muradin: "peeling for the healer ? me?! You noob !
- punching ETC into your team is not a bad strat , its their fault for getting mosh pit’d.
- Baal is O…oh wait…Murky is feeding !
- " No ! My 26 deaths as leoric are NOT a factor for my lost ! "
- it was your turn to play in hearthstone.
- if your opponent has a level lead , it is absolutely impossible to gain back that advantage and everyone else in the game or forum telling you that you ahould stop focusing team fights because it doesnt seem to be working and instead focus on playing the map are a bunch of trash noobs who don’t know how to play the game
- someone from the enemy team whispered you “GG” and that triggered you because you arent sure if its sincere or if its to make fun of you .
- unsophisticated !
- objectives spawns too fast !
- enemy team are cheating because they are always ready at the objective when it starts.
- calling someone a " @#$@# @/%÷ &!:@%:@#$% who @:!%)€ in @%×::@#$ close to an abandoned @*£#! warehouse " is not ground for reporting for offensive language !
- someone on your team ask you to be careful of ganks.
- someone on your team asked you to stop feeding after you died 17 times.
- how are you supposed to know experience globes provide experience !?
- stealths are impossible to see.
- the only viable build for varian is twin blade because it has “win” in it . therefore is the superior talent !
- your tank had no damage !
- your healer had no damage !
- Pufferfish is OP
- there was a tassadar on the enemy team !
- there was a tassadar on your team !
- What is a merc camp??!!
- Your cat is blocking your computer screen
- Your cat is rubbing against your leg and it is itching.
- merc camp op
- You have the “Win 3 games” quest.
- You had a teammate that was throwing because he had a play 8 games quest
- Your teammate was typing constantly how awesome you are
- “YOUR ARE NOT PREPARED” is a dumb ult
- Pyrobalst is a dumb ult
- Our teammate wasnt joining our 2v5.
- They took Kael when i said KT
- They took Kel when i said KT
- My teammate doesnt know who KT is. How can such player even exist in my team?
- QM
- My keyboard isnt working so i had to click abilities with the mouse
- pufferfish was too weak
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I have never seen them before.