Take a mental jaunt back to the days of America Online. You know, circa 1995 complete with the lovely dial-up noise. The America Online that had the taskbar that included readily-available chat rooms (a/s/l?).
If the heroes in HotS used the internet in their spare time, what would their screen names be?
Gazlowe: 133714ND10RD
Alarak: xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx
Murky: VENGEANCE><(((°>
Genji: ShindeKudasai666
Abathur: Admin_10
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133714ND10RD joined the chat.
VENGEANCE><(((°> joined the chat.
133714ND10RD: wazzap dude
VENGEANCE><(((°>: fffffffffffffffffff fwebnvjuvbewbvu
133714ND10RD: u wanna play poker?
VENGEANCE><(((°>: =)
133714ND10RD: >:)
133714ND10RD started a game of poker! Use /join *poker to join in!
VENGEANCE><(((°>: /jion *pokerr
VENGEANCE><(((°>: /jjoin *poker
VENGEANCE><(((°>: join *pker
133714ND10RD: lol okay spaz slow down
VENGEANCE><(((°> joined poker!
VENGEANCE><(((°>: =D
133714ND10RD: eeeyyyyyy
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx joined the chat.
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: sup nerds
133714ND10RD: whats up princess
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: lol i told you to stop calling me that
133714ND10RD: sure whatever ya say princess
VENGEANCE><(((°> has won the round!
133714ND10RD: dammit!!
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: rofl
VENGEANCE><(((°>: frif48934h90gf09jf =D =D =D
133714ND10RD: enjoy your 1 win out of 1000 loses
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: losing to the guy who failed typing class
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: that is sad
133714ND10RD started a new round. Use /join *poker to join in!
133714ND10RD: whatever princess
ShindeKudasai666 joined the chat.
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: lol
ShindeKudasai666: Koonichiwa.
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: yo
133714ND10RD: SK join
ShindeKudasai666: No thanks. I’m not interested in your card games…
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: yeah
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: right
ShindeKudasai666: …for I have discovered…
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: cuz u scared of losing
ShindeKudasai666: …the wonderous awesomeness that is tank pit.
133714ND10RD has won the round!
VENGEANCE><(((°>: >=(
133714ND10RD: suck it
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: im done here
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx: later nerds
VENGEANCE><(((°>: HYtrhert4hn45hHBRTNSer
xX_H1ghL0rd_Xx left the chat.
ShindeKudasai666: Seriously. You should try it.
133714ND10RD: maybe…
133714ND10RD: better not be another stupid screamer flash
VENGEANCE><(((°>: :o
ShindeKudasai666: Nah, it’s legitimate this time. I checked.
133714ND10RD: awright join ya in a bit
133714ND10RD: brb
VENGEANCE><(((°>: gntrbn3ijvb$Bnbresbtsreb
133714ND10RD left the chat.
VENGEANCE><(((°>: gtjn903h3ee3
VENGEANCE><(((°>: 302fj2
ShindeKudasai666: *sigh
VENGEANCE><(((°>: 4g3j9903g309jg3j90gj90439j0g390j
VENGEANCE><(((°>: g3j49gj0934j90kfkslv fkgf/ g2wf
VENGEANCE><(((°>: 43g3412@##
ShindeKudasai666: Dude.
VENGEANCE><(((°>: i00jyntdmni90yj
VENGEANCE><(((°>: G#GHB$RT^NYbrsbrt
ShindeKudasai666: Stop.
VENGEANCE><(((°>: fG%$H$HEH@!!!
ShindeKudasai666: Shut up.
VENGEANCE><(((°>: >=)
ShindeKudasai666: Ugh.
ShindeKudasai666 left the chat.