OK, so this was probably an obnoxious thing to do (ARAM), but it was funny enough to be worth it.
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Your all healer comp has a disturbing lack of Fuzzball in it.
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It was ARAM, so we didn’t have all that much choice. The funny thing is we all randomly had at least one healer, and after two of us picked healers, it just sort of snowballed from there.
That was one frustrated I-will-never-get-a-reset Ming.
I won’t post what I did to a Qhira as Anub in the match before that one. Mwahahahaha…
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Do you want another Qhira uide making Qhira’s better? Cus this is how you get a Qhira guide making Qhira’s better
Still laughing about the last time I made a Qhira guide lol
She seemed to think that Eing onto an Anub’arak was a brilliant idea. At the very end, I was babysitting all my lovely little beetles on their core, and she had the audacity to try and interrupt my beetle-tending.
“MOTHER CRYSTAL, GUI–”
Cocoon
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If ever there was a legitimate time to use the 
emoji it’s that.
Unless you had already used your burrow then it’s not a bad idea but you describe it as not at all what happened
But hey what do I know, I have the audacity to think the one time I saw a Qhira in a pro game that hira got carried and thought they were making Silver mistakes, and according to Khaldor how dare I
She caught me once or twice, but I just did the “Anub, not scared” thing. Most of the time I had E up. We also had an Uther, which meant that even if she managed to stun me, he was on her like white on rice. It was definitely not a good time to be a Qhira.
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Depends on what her team was and whether or not she remembered the Mantra of all good Qhira players “Cautious Huntress”
It wasn’t the worst Qhira comp: Arthas, D Va, Qhira, Zagara, Deckard.
However, we were her worst nightmare: Anub’arak, Uther, Brightwing, Nazeebo, KT.
ARAM be ARAM, yo.
Say no more this alone proves the issue
Also Arthas isn’t one of her better tanks to play with, Qhira likes her hard dives, her Anub-arak’s Muradin, Blaze Tyrael etc
That a fearless Huntress is afraid of a Fruitfly
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a good Huntress know’s what prey are not worth the paycheque.
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This game, it beckons me to play. I desire to take a break from it, but the stimulation of excitement to play this game is just as strong as the desire to mate with females. It has its own temptations and desire to play Ranked for Masters. Perhaps Lucifer is adapting and whispering in my ear.
The feeling is almost like it’s saying:
HOTS: “Come Destroyer, your chance to gain Diamond or even Masters Rank is here. It’s also Saturday, where your only chance of wave of players to find a game every 25 minutes as opposed to 30 minutes. I’m sure there’ll be fairer matches this time.”
MMR: “Yeah, I’ll give you decent allies with brains this time”
HOTS: “See? MMR can be nice to you. Come play. If you achieve Masters, it will only make you that much more attractive to the ladies. You must be feeling a little pro-ish and techy right now and wanting to play like a pro Greymane? What about a Jo? Or even… Hogie. Yes, you like that word. You like it when I say it like that? You feeling it? You feeling like you want to play?”
-Taken from an excerpts of a Destroyer
Seriously, I think trying to take a break from HOTS is like politely asking a junkie to not touch crack and trusting them. It’s only been less than a day lol.
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Destroyer I find your post very cute! I blame Melke for leading you astray with his new prose format here. 
When I first started playing this game I found it so very addictive too.
“The Ladies” and most of humanity when you tell them will be like “What is Heroes of the Storm?” Honestly, outside of the B-Net launcher I’ve never met anyone who has heard of it and I’m acquainted with many hard core gamers.
I had a few lovely games as Malthael today and I want to thank the Tassadar player, who well, he got me killed with a wall. I said to him he could cancel it, which was not polite of me. I want to thank him for accepting my apology! It’s rare in HOTS people will be adult and you can just work it out with your words without reports.
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Yer, thanks Minks!
oowoo
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Played a little QM with friends because one wanted to stream some games, and in the last match, one of them said, “That enemy team, I know them all. We can’t let them win!” It is always fun to be a 5 stack vs. another 5 stack, and there was a little bnet trash talking going on behind the scenes.
The map was Warhead Junction, and we were Anub’arak (yes, I am still spamming him), Auriel, Hogger, Chromie, and Jimmy. We didn’t have the greatest comp for the map, but it was decent enough. Enemy team was Muradin, Brightwing, Artanis, Sylvanas, and Valla, so they had an edge on us there with a global, and strong push with Sylv. The Artanis went PoA (wut?) and I went beetle build.
Really fun, close, good match with a lot of back and forth. When we eventually won, we were down to 40% on our core. There was a little debate at the end when we killed three of them in our core defense, and they weren’t sure if we could push core and win. I called core, as Anub after level 20 can tank a core for days with a full beetle build.
It may sound weird, since so many people on the forum seem to prefer solo queuing, but I absolutely love this kind of match, where both teams are coordinated and can bring out the best in the heroes they have. Having someone know the other team made it feel a lot more competitive, too. I can see why people play leagues, like the Heroes Lounge teams. It really feels like playing the game as it was designed to be played. Well, minus the draft because QM.
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This is not about one game in particular. Lately, I had much game where I felt like I was playing within a team. Taking damage for some one else, covering each other… Obviously not perfect stuff, but it feels good!
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Lmfao I’m literally laughing my head off at 3 am, half asleep.
You got some seriously cool powers. 
if whispering wasn’t enough, so you post it for the whole world to see. You could be the read deal and no-one would believe any of it lmao
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This was such a funny game i had to share…
Game1: lunara goes afk. I had played with them before and knew they were toxic but whatever. They come back 2 minutes in when we’re 2 levels behind. Start raging at everyone for dying instead of being apologetic. “Was that my fault?” Whenever someone made a mistake. The 4 of us (no parties) band together and start defending eachother. One of us gets ganked In solo lane “lunara stop feeding”, I charge in as morales and get slapped “lunara afk”. We end up winning.
Game 2: lunara is on other team. 3 of us from last game and 2 randos from a different game all talk about how toxic the lunara was. We spend the entire game trolling them. B-stepping, taunting, dancing. We even target them. Won that one too.
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