No one on this forum has ever won a drinking game against me

You can’t beat me at games I don’t play.

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Da facts. That’s comedy gold for sure.

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Did you know I also have won against the best drinking player during that time even though I lost against them twice? True story.

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Isn’t Harbinger the king of all forum drinking games? For sure he won the Qhira one…

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I sure that was also his downfall :stuck_out_tongue:

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Challng… accptd-d.

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So I won against you in games I don’t play.

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You certainly have the right name for the challenge ! :joy:

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Let’s call it a draw?

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Last time I got drunk I ended up in the ER, shirtless, and strapped to a bed because I fought a male nurse.

That’s a big no from me, Chief. :flushed:

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Only if you give me a :heart:
Sorry, couldn’t think of anything clever to say.

I’m curious why all this happened.

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I drank 8 double shots of Bacardi 151, each with an “Atomic Cherry” in them (maraschino cherry soaked in Everclear), as well as a frozen banana cocktail made with Everclear.

Passed out on the street, then I was rushed to the ER.

Not a good look for me, I almost died. I was in a super depressive state and once I lost inhibition, I didn’t stop drinking.

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Well, you seem to be in a better state now.

Debatable lol.

Either way, I’m not an alcoholic in the sense that I have to drink, I’m an alcoholic in the sense that when I start I don’t stop.

Anything that turns it into a contest, hell naw.

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Why is the Rum always gone!

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What do you mean? You’re right here.

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You got me, I am a teetotaler.

wut?

And I, in general, in my wet dreams GML 1. Invincible, Incredible, Brilliant and Magnificent! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

I don’t think anyone could actually win that kind of game.

In fact, I think the closest thing you could do to winning in that situation would be cutting your losses and dropping out before the alcohol poisoning sets in.

That was like war – there are no winners, only survivors and losers.

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