For a long time now whenever I ventured into the nexus there was someone who was always there for me. The Cuddly Companion, The Faithful Friend, The Most Valuable Teammate, The Blood Drinker, The Sparkle Sprinter… She goes by many names. I’m sure that from these titles you already know who she is.
The Plush Unicorn!
Her cute face escorted us to many battles, and she is always there for the feast after a win to cheer with us (and to dink the blood and eat the flesh of the fallen foes. That is why her fur is so shiny), aswell as at the corner of our room after a lose to give us solace.
She also became the totem animal of our unofficial Storm company. We wear her portrait proudly when going into battle and spam the unicorn sprays viciously.
But I’ve just realised, that my life is not complete. Not until I have a real plushie version of my beloved RainbowSparkleBloodPlushPonyUnicorn! Wouldn’t be good to give her a big hug (and receive one, couse she always hugs back) after every battle? Finally we could be with our cute, little, fluffy friend even outside of the nexus!
So my humble suggestion to you dear Blizzard, is to make real Plush Unicorns for us! Make it big and cuddly for better hugs, and in different colors to please the eye! I’m sure you realized, that it’s a gold mine for you! So please make my wet pony dreams be real!
