1 - delete lanes and keep one on all maps .
2 - make boss respawn on the 1 second.
3 - delete all but not the range dps heroes .
4 - no obj.
5 - make a timer - in the end the team that have the moust kills is the winner !
6 - rework the experience system.
7 - no need to see the mini map - just delete it !
why i type this you ask ? Becasue i see only people that play on one lane whit range dps no tank, no bruser, no melle. Its common to see acc whit 3 k range dps games and 100 , 200 games whit other types…
Boss must be spawn on the first second becasue this is the main goal of the game - take boss… nv that the enamy team are all alive and thay will kill your team and take boss np… if you type something - abuse chat…
OBJ is usless in this game - i can send about 100 replays that people ignore obj , camps , exp. They stay on one lane all the time as 5 and push and no one stop them… great right?
Thats is waht i think about this game… i have 6 k + games and i think this will be the perfect thing to make hots great again ! Ohhh the report system is made for trollers - typing gg - someone can report you for abuse chat np , typing hv or something like that ? - BAN. Trolling is ok , to be a complete idiot and moron is great , feeder is ok too… yea i think this game is the best moba ever !
Just go play ARAM if you enjoy mindless fighting midlane with no objects
i enjoy the morons and idiots in QM… im gonna be a start in you tybe if i upload those videos… maybe you are one of them ?
3/10. Weak satire that is more whining than clever or humorous.
why to be fun ? the people that play this game has no brain , no nothing… i dont want to be fun … the toxic no brain community dont deserv fun.
Since the official full maintenance statement from Blizzard these weak lemonade attempts at trolling/satire posts have exploded at an annoying rate.
Honestly it makes me sentimental for the days of HOH, at least they put in some effort and creativity into their forum trolling.
the morons that play this game deserv better - shut down the servars
don’t be cruel 
Why does this thread sound like it was made by hunterbees44, or was he banned already? 
He has not been on this forum for over a year so who knows.
I think this is my very first online nitpick, but point taken.
I guess I’ve grown tired of these entitled posts saying “As I don’t like Hots anymore, shut it down.”
TBH, many posters here I don’t understand. They will say they “hate this community”, that they “hate Hots” and they “hate the forums”, yet post here daily. Whenever I’ve asked them to explain this contradiction, they have never replied.
It’s perplexing to me because when I’ve not been playing Hots for any extended period, I’ve stopped posting here. When I decide Hots is no longer for me, I won’t be hanging around here telling people it’s “bad” and the servers should be shutdown, I’ll just say goodbye and move on.
Love hate relationships can be toxic.
I’ve seen you post this before not 3 hours ago… 5… 4… 3.5 hours
but hey its just a:
also there is not “can” QueenBWthe3 there is only ARE
- If they are 5 man pushing, then it means you are part of it, so why do you even complain then?
- if they push and nobody stomps them, doesn’t that mean, they can simply take down structures and the core and win the game?
So what’s the problem? If you want to see a tank, pick one, nobody can stop you from doing so and play what you want.
Yep that are exactly the reasons why you got banned. It’s not about you beeing an annoying cry baby in game.
Fun fact: you are one of the people who plays this game. Soooo…. You do you see the point yourself or do you need some help to get the irony?
NOT Mumrah → 
I object! Such slander surely won’t go uncontested! Being an upstanding citizen of the Heroes of the Storm Forums, Mumrah would never do such a detestable thing! Sips Tea 
1• Give back the accounts to all banned people, and email them a letter of apology to give incentive people who quit the game to come back.
2• Add Guilds, and a guild ranking system based on how much their members are winning. Guilds also are ranked from Bronze to Grandmaster.
3• Remove loots. From now on most items should be bought with real money (skins, heroes, boosts) and only portraits can be bought with gold coins. Also gold coins should be used for ranked games. If you want your next match in SL to count into guild points you should pay a certain fee in gold coins beforehand.
4• SL playable only solo Queue. But if you want to party up you should issue challenges between Guilds in your rank.
Ow… note to self, do not read the Forums before going to try and write. All it will accomplish is make my brain hurt for someone who clearly needs Grammarly on their computer
Basically ARAM? Hots is a strategic game. This game honestly just needs some reinvestments + marketing.
The base game is awesome, I’m stil playing. I’m on Hammer these days, it’s my new hook.
Once I master hammer, moving onto another hero.
Edit
Guilds would be amazing with a customizable FLAG/Spray
New Heroes
New Maps
New Events
Basically to make hots great again, they need to care and develop again, which isn’t happening for the forseeable future.
Since I don’t know how long everyone is going to stick around I want to say I’ve encountered said person in gen Chat, it ranges from annoying to hilarious, and I tend to land on the hilarious side.
One person lamented that this is the first time ever having to mute someone, and then in an unrelated post HoH posted the lyrics for the Macarena.
I’m not encouraging trolling but humor is humor and I wanted to get that out there.
joker… if you can you gonna report me for abuse chat even here ! Thanks to players like you this game is dead. You see no problem to play only range and play like the rest of the noobs - stay at range and why to play as tank and melle its usless … you want someone to do the dmg and whit one hit to get the kill…