Here we are my QoL Blizzard wants so much

Since Blizzard is soooooo interested in the QoL of my matches

No I didn’t have much fun
no the team did not communicate very well
usually the matches aren’t exactly fair but I’ll give it a pass
the report system is terrible but thanks for asking

now that I’ve answered most if not all of the frequent pop ups I can now sleep peacefully that the blizzard team is most definitely gonna take in my QoL and make the game better
definitely

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But I thought it’s common knowledge the game is perfect as is. Sounds like you’re just ungrateful for the great experiences provided by a poor game in maintenance mode.
Have you tried playing in a 5 premade?

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perfection is one thing but theres always a little somethin’ somethin’ that can be improved

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That question is poorly phrased. A one-star answer could mean you think the report system is bad because it’s automated or punishes for the wrong things, etc. On the flip side, a one-star answer could mean you think the report system is too lenient.

I wonder if they ever used the data collected from these questions to make any changes? Come to think of it, most of the questions are quite vague, I think they were there just to make it look like, you know, Blizz cared.

Vent/Blast, please point to a post on these forums that support your assertion, I’ll wait.

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Goduntery: It’s perfect!

Me: Hey, I created a time machine to make perfection happen a day sooner.

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Please hurry up! The world is completely depressing right now, I don’t want perfection, just less of a hot mess will do for the moment.

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people actually help a company that doesn’t care about them by feeding them free info? Volunteer work is interesting at this point in history

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If Activision game devs could read, they’d be very happy.

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No, no, you don’t understand. When you have a time machine, you don’t need to hurry :slight_smile:

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Which one of the ‘any gameplay change would destroy the game’s identity’ do you want? Or is one of the ‘banning trolls, bots and afks is irrelevant because they can just start a new account’ enough?

There’s at least 1 forum user going to every complaint saying it’s actually players’ fault or community’s fault. Can’t name it though, or you’ll just mass report it probably. You can just check the forum and will figure who I’m talking about.
Edit: he’s commenting on all complaints except this thread. Go figure =))

posting a single specific, correctly attributed post would satisfythe inquiry.

Instead, it’s another disingenuous post that looks to blame any and everything else instead for their own delusion.

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That was not a reply, you’re not even standing by your own comments.

I asked for you to post where anyone said this game is perfect? If you provide examples, that is not something that can be punished, someone saying Hots is “perfect” doesn’t fall under naming or shaming.

Yeah, it doesn’t matter, this was supposed to be a fun thread if you actually read the OP.

Wait, we get popups to rate our games? Ad blocker must be tossing them in the dumpster, as I do not ever recall getting one.

Not that it would matter…I recall the devs getting roasted both on Diablo 3 forums and WoW forums, numerous times, whenever they wrote something along the lines of “We hear you.” after months of lack of response, no matter how severe the situation was.

Considering what Blizzard has been doing recently…

EXPECT HEROES OF THE STORM: CLASSIC TO BE RELEASED SOMETIME THIS YEAR!

Vanilla heroes! Vanilla graphics! Original gameplay! Original buuuuuuugs! Go down the path that we all traveled down before up to including the steadily turned off funding from years past! Experience heroes all sauced up after their release!

All the new kids get to experience the game breaking talents, glitches, and other thingies that old farts recall whilst sitting in their rocking chairs.

Maybe they don’t appear after vs A.I. games.

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I dunno why I thought it was completely seperate from the game. Then no we do not get in in the A.I ballpit. The most we got post match besides the stats and award page was the “You did this! Other players did that!” which was removed a while back.

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This was a remnant from the failed performance based matchmaking system.

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qol: auot ban anyone with more than 1k posts in forums

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After checking all the recent posts, I rate the satire 1k/1k. Quite the committment to the act.

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Oh no, high post count means evil, bad, auto ban? Sure why not.

But, what to do with those players who have multiple low post alt accounts, replying to their own sock puppets, spamming “forum commune” and other inanities, dog whistles, targeted harassment and personal abuse?

No wait, that would be an unfair position to take, as there are many low post accounts who are polite, helpful and contribute something interesting to discussions. It’s almost like post count is an unreliable indicator to draw any conclusions about the person posting.

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Minky, you are better than this than committing with people who only shout the same thing again and again by derailing the topic to talking about who post here rather than the topic in hand.

Ignore button exists for a reason.

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