He said, She said! 💬

[Krimnorr-1117]

@Vel-11437

I, too, like oven rolls more.

Me too! I’m definitely not addicted or anything.

[Jamuro-11865]

@Krimnorr-1117

To glue! I’m definitely not addicted or anything.

seriously what’s up with all these posts about glue

[rcw-2543]

@Jamuro-11865

seriously what’s up with all these posts about hue

It´s the old HSV vs RGB debate, better do´nt even tread there; it gets nasty fast.

[Phlynch-1710]

@rcw-2543

It’s the old thighs vs breasts debate, better don’t even tread there; it gets nasty fast.

I wish people could debate fanservice civilly, but no. Everyone’s convinced that their fanservice is fine and respectable while anything else is for degenerates.

[Evillious-1524]

@Phlynch-1710

I wish the IRS could inquire about my tax liabilities civilly, but no. Every time they call they’re convinced that I’m a criminal and threaten me with legal action, and think this is a fine and respectable way to get people to pay their taxes, treating us all like degenerates.

Hey man, Just between you and me; Rule of thumb: The IRS doesn’t call anyone. Anyone who calls you saying they’re from the IRS is lying and trying to steal your money.

[Vel-11437]

@Evillious-1524

Hey human, Just between you and me; Rule of thumb: The Horde doesn’t kidnap anyone. Anyone who kidnaps you saying they’re for the Horde is lying and trying to steal your honor.

Not true. The Horde has kidnapped our men in the Alterac Pass map. But the blue league of friendship will come and free them. For The Alliance!

[Phlynch-1710]

@Vel-11437

Not true. The Horde has murdered our elves in Teldrassil. But the blue league of justice will avenge them. For The Alliance!

Finally someone stands up to Sylvanas’s cult. Go with honor, friend.

[MurlocAggroB-1893]

@Phlynch-1710

Finally someone stands up to L. Ron Hubbard’s cult. Go with honor, friend.

Whoa, watch the C word. You don’t wanna get sued.

[rcw-2543]

@MurlocAggroB-1893

Whoa, watch the C word. You don’t wanna get lectured by word-fascists.

Cromulent is a perfectly cromulent word. Come at me.

[Mumrah-1219]

@rcw-2543

Medivac Dropship is a perfectly mediocre ultimate. Come at me.

Well, I’d say it’s a good ultimate, it’s the players that ruin it’s effectiveness.

[Jace-12675]

@Mumrah-1219

Well, I’d say QM is a good mode, it’s the players that ruin the experience.

I usually agree, but…

Melee Supports: where’s my frontline?

[Mumrah-1219]

@Jace-12675

Mr. Radcliff! Where’s my back massage?

“Forgive me sir. It my sincerest regret to inform you that Ms. Butterbottom refused to touch you until you got rid of the strange growth on your back…”

[Vel-11437]

@Mumrah-1219

“Forgive me Chen. It my sincerest regret to inform you that Ms. Morales refused to heal you until you got rid of the brew stain on your clothes…”

My clothes are fine! Just heal me before Malthael wipes us out. Quickly now!

[Xivilaikhys-1508]

@Vel-11437

My lips are fine! Just kiss me before Malthael kisses us both. Quickly now!

I mean…if you say so…

[rcw-2543]

@Xivilaikhys-1508

Say it ain´t so!

Seems Morales is´nt only pulling stunts on cores but also love interests. Damn that cool Dropship with all extras installed!

Seriously, that thing has a full kitchen somewhere in there.

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Off-Topic

After coming up with this, i´ll add Morales cruising around in her pimped-up personal dropship to pick up who or whatever she wants or just to make others jealous to my personal canon of this game.

[Mumrah-1219]

@rcw-2543

Seems Morales isn’t only turning tricks at Sky Temple but also hustlin’ Blackbeard’s Booty.

She is the only one that can heal and break your heart at the same time.

[Vel-11437]

@Mumrah-1219

She is the only one that can excite and calm your mind at the same time.

What an exotic experience! Where can I find more?

[rcw-2543]

@Vel-11437

What an exotic experience! Where can I find more?

What an exotic fragrance! Please no more!

[Vel-11437]

@rcw-2543

What an overpowered Greymane! Buff no more!

I agree! Other heroes need some love, too.

[Clipper-21680]

@Vel-11437

I agree! Morales need some AA damage, too.

True, hes the healer with least damage output