Team 1: Zarya, Uther, Qhira, Lili, Murky
Team 2: Abathur, Samuro, Alarak, Mephisto, Dva
Two 70% winrate smurfs in game, one on murky and the other on samuro. Yes I waited over an hour to play this game. Extra points for non-discord ppl who can guess which hero i was playing.
I wont say map even though its very relevant
Aw heck yeah I love guess the winner.
Team 1. I believe so much in the murky. Rendered Abathur useless probably.
I’m guessing you were Uther? (I’m not on discord to find out)
Oh I saw this on discord lol
If it’s not team 2 someone screwed up hard, team 2 has like 4 broken heroes where as team 1 is all balanced or below average
I was going to say, without knowing the map, it is tough to guess. For example, a map like Cursed Hollow would give Team 2 a big advantage due to superior macro from Aba/Samuro.
If I had to take a stab at it assuming a more typical map involving a steady mix of team fighting, I would say Team 1 won, as with all the healing and shielding, it would be very difficult for Team 2 to kill anyone. All of the damage from Team 2 just results in more energy, and more damage, for Zarya.
And I would further guess that you were playing Zarya. I only belong to one small Discord server that has any relation to HotS, and since you aren’t a member there (you can verify this), I did not know any details ahead of time.
It was qm so I say zarya and you won
It was team 1 because the map was volskaya. I was the uther actually!
And no it was diamond 4
You see, that was the obvious guess, so I thought you were trying to trick us. Bluff called!
An hour? I’m going to assume this was QM from those teams.
If this was a three lane map, I’d say the winner was team 2. There is such little information, I’m going to say Team 1 won and you played Uther?
*Note, I guessed your role correctly, I answered without scrolling down. Do I get a cookie?
Here: 
BIG MONEY WIN 
Not that I am a stickler when it comes to drafting meta comps, but damn. Am I too much of a peasant to understand what the grand idea behind those teams is or are diamond players often baked to their eyeballs when queuing?
Team 1 wanted to meme them. We were just messing around (diamonds do this alot).
Team 2 im guessing they just had too many “ i play melee assassin and carry” personalities.
Nah it was ranked. You get half a cookie bc it was a 3 lane map.
Xul is the winner
Get it because its a necro 
I don’t. Please explain to me like I’m five. What is a necromancer and what is a xul? Small words please.
Its just a joke about people who necro old posts should use a Xul portrait when they do it to make it more convincing.
I go for Murky’s team, because you know it’s Murky!
Oops… another necro. Damn you necromancer!
There was also a mythbusters thread and a archievement thread. I cant find them
Edit there is another one i like but a dev replied. I wont do that sadly. Dont want to give anyone false hope