I was Tank. Early pick because no one will lock early these days.
Me: I can’t heal and Tank at the same time team.
2 players lock assassins.
Last player: I can’t heal, both healers I own are picked or banned.
Me: All heroes are on free rotation…
Last Player: …
that moment when you’re blind… that player realized he need glasses to notice that all the heroes are available. he probably went to buy a pair after that game~ lol
Shouldn’t have locked early 
Fun story Phase. I too have a tale from the draft screen.
We have 2 picks left and we still need a tank and a healer. Fortunately I’m one of those players so i pick tank. The last guy picks…
…valeera.
I pulled my chair away from my desk and just stared at the floor. I can’t believe that just happened.
Enemy team’s turn to pick. All they need now is a healer and the game is theirs to be won. Enemy team picked…
…Nova.
Wow. I can’t believe THAT just happened.
It turned out to be a pretty fun and close game. Game was going well until the enemy team’s Mephisto hit level 20 and R’d us to death but still…the game was surprisingly fun.
Man, I WISH the enemy team didn’t have a healer when we don’t.
FAIR PLAY IN HOTS? 
Enemy team has first pick. They pick Deathwing.
We go next. Someone instalocks Valeera. Out of every hero in the roster.
well, why didn’t you lock uther so you could tank and heal for your party of
Valla, KTZ, Li Ming and Abathur!
Dis is a super-Seriously SERIOUS post!
Didn’t think of that. What a misplay.
I am a noob.
I’ve had to say that so often in ranked I should have it as a macro.
Yes! Finally that person on the team caught out. Did they say they can’t play any of the healers not banned?
Prog Rock ETC.
Just hope that the rest of them have some sort of self-sustain.
But speaking of weird drafts, I just got out of a SL match where we drafted like normal, sane people, and I have no idea what the enemy team was thinking.
Them: First pick Malfurion. I mean, he is a good healer, but unless you are a coordinated team in high Diamond/Master, probably not a first pick?
Us: Deathwing, Johanna (me).
So, now we have two heroes that are basically immune to CC, right? What do they pick, but … Stitches and KTZ.
OK.
Edit: Why the hell am I having such a hard time nesting quotes? Webfail. Sigh