It’s a reference to G.I. Joe, not real life soldiers and weapons.
if you say so. i use to watch G.I Joe the cartoon. dont remember any deckard pains. 
The gun doesn’t work anymore. But he keeps it as a memento of all the people he owned back in the day.
I do remember some G.I. Joe characters having weapons they never used. ( Or not ever hitting anyone with the weapons they did use)
With black miniskirt, hair in a bun, glasses hanging low on the tip of her nose, white longsleeve button up with sleeves rolled up to her elbows and heels?!!
You’re a genius.
Blizz, go ahead and hire this player right now: Artisitic Design Lead. Starting salary of 200k + 100k bonus per amazing hero skin as well as beach house in Hawaii, a real life unicorn and an endless bucket of only skittles colors they prefer!
Wow! You’re good! The idea is so contrived that even you can see my sarcasm. There is no need to explain it to you, you already know! I’m glad we can see eye to eye on this.
Just don’t be too jelly when I’m catching some rays in Hawaii.
I mean… I was like 95% serious lol. Sexy librarian Li-Ming?! Thatd be awesome. It’d make more sense than Volleyball Li-Ming, since Wizards always have tomes and are often searching for knowledge… Not to mention it’d still show either approx the same or less skin than some of the current hero skins we have now.
Not possible 