Dear Blizzard Fanboys

Lets say I want to sell pizza. I hire you, Lightspoon to make the pizza for me. You say sure, I give you the ingredients and you start to cook.

You tell me it’ll be done in about 30 minutes. I say I want it in 15. You tell me it will take 30 minutes to be done properly but I insist on having it in 15.

You do your best but ultimately the pizza isn’t finished because I demanded my pizza be done in time for my financial quarter.

Modern Blizzard games are the pizza. You are Blizzard. I am Activision-Blizzard.