A jar of Spiders to fight?

Why bring a jar of Spiders and suicidal toads to a fight? I’m surprised PETA has not said a word

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You’re telling me that if you got into a fight and the other guy opened by covering you in spiders, that wouldn’t be an effective tactic?

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So you’re ok with the severed head? It’s the fact that he carries spiders that bother you?

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And Murky slaps you with a smelly fish.

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Can we not open an another jar of spiders?

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Adding to that indentured servitude post mortem, Nazeebo is pretty much a walking animal and human rights violation at this point.

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Give the poor guy a break, they removed his ability to sprint due to his bad back, he’s suffered enough.

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the spiders and toads don’t pay property tax, so they’ve voided their rights and naz is just exercising his right to evict pests :face_with_monocle:

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Arthas wants to have a word with you about the effectivity of a Jar of Spiders:

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Zebo: “All will be revealed in good tyme. Until then, trust de process, my Brudda”.

Hmm.

Nope, spoders dont make the list. Not cute enough and can be scary.

If there was an altercation and my man (enemy or otherwise) walks up to us and opens a jar packed with spiders, I will not be there anymore, I would be GONE

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How can those spiders and frogs reach me if i’m flying…

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Little hint, you are not really flying. Falstad gets hit by Abathur’s mines, besides “flying”

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they’re called “abathur’s pimples” you know exactly why… unless you’re British then they’re called spots

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Hate liking this right now.

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Would you really care who it was that had a bag of spiders?

Me I’d stay away reguardless. Even if Lili was holding it.

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no you’d stay away BECAUSE it’s lili

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Spiders are definitely cute, we’re just too big to stare at their beady eyes.

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