vS Data Reaper Report #302

You just ruined the illusion. I thought you were older.

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Sorry. I’m (barely) one of those filthy millennials that Neon was ranting about.

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Well still, I could cut it in half, and I still wouldn’t have been born.

You being a gen alpha is the most believable thing I’ve heard to this day

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Also it’s difficult to continue to enjoy the hard partying lifestyle when one barely has a pancreas.

Sorry to say this, vent, but your comment would only make it seem like you got owned by a gen alpha today.

Why do you insult everyone? Do you really have nothing better to do?
And if you are going to make that your specialty, at least become proficient.

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You are correct, your Skibidi Ohio Rizz is too much for me to handle!!

:scream:

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Let him be; he’s just grumpy about life.

To avoid embarrassing him too much for getting owned by a child, I’ll admit that I’m just a university student. Now, vent, you can blame it on your academic shortcomings.

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It’d be really funny if I found out that kewl was literally my son

I live in Texas, it was my ex’s idea to run away to Ohiostan

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I mean I am a college dropout so this true

Intellect has always been my dumpstat

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If you find a post of me claiming intellectual superiority ala Altair (note: not me calling someone stupid, the only reason I do that is because stupid recognizes stupid) I’ll eat a hearthstone card. Probably a seabreeze chalice

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I’m more like Int 18, Wis 6

And even that’s only because I put an ASI in Wis at level 8

Your potential son, all the way from over 5,000 miles away, says HI.

Nah, your stats are

Int 18,
Wis 13 (u have common sense + some)
Cha 8 (u are fairly abrasive)

I was in sales for 3 years and performed reasonably well. I can be quite charming when I choose to be.

I rarely choose to be. I don’t like it.

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Cha 8 but proficient in Persuasion

Natural state is one of brutal straightforwardness, but can be nice if need to do something

You can’t be something without believing in it. It’s not about believing in being charming, but believing in others’ opinions to make your facade of charm seem genuine.

*can only use ranks in Persuasion if Hostile towards the target

I mean, I never even once got the feeling that by upselling to a customer, that I was doing anything except wasting their money and making their life worse, for my own benefit.

I like y’all. Really. So no Persuasion for you

you forgot an exclusionary term for yours truly