Bartender Bob is thought to be the nicest character every conceived by blizzard. He was even better than the innkeeper. But last night I found the true dark secret behind Bartender Bob. Me and my friend were playing some BG and then Bartender Bob said to both of us:
Don’ tell the other I’m rooting for you.
Bartender Bob is a tricking us into believing he supports you giving you a false sense of hope. This then makes you play BG more and get more salty at it. Then eventually you spend the 20$ to by the tavern pass because you swore it would make you win.
Kill Bartender Bob
Signed
BroadPup
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Cosigned.
I swear he says, “I think you can win this thing” everytime before I get wiped out.
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I stopped trusting bartender bob when I reroll at tier 6 for 4 turns without seeing a single megasaur
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Bartender Bob is little piece of crap. I agree he is just a scam made up by Blizzard to cheat money out of us. Please remove to make battlegrounds a more happier place.
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He is a bartender. He has to fake nice to get all that tip money. People like bartenders and waitresses work for tips so they have to put on a nice act for everyone. Not surprised coming from these forums that people are too dense to realize this. If anything they should have an extra option to spend gold on a tip jar.
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What’s a megasaur? Never seen one.
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I’ve seen one 2 months ago, it’s a minion that never puts divine shield on your murlocs and only offers poisonous when they already have it
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He’s given me crap for not spending enough on so many occasions!!! I swear I don’t know why I keep going back to that place.
Bob is like an arms dealer. He sells to all who have gold. He helped EVIL in the Dalaran adventure. Then he helped the League against EVIL in Aldun and seems to regret helping EVIL, or does he?
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When is ladies night at ‘Bartender Bob’s’ ?
I’ve heard that you will be able to squelch him after the next patch.
It only costs $29.99. But you get 2 arena runs too.
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