With the year coming to an end and the festivities fast approaching, it is a good time to express to the devs our wishes for the coming year, so once again, I will gladly do so.
God rest ye, merry Hearthstone devs, let nothing you dismay.
For even though you nerf my cards, I love you anyway.
The Paladins were overpowered but you kept them at bay.
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Hail Hearthstone devs, the mighty ones, I ask you just one thing.
That Hunter hero power, see, is much too strong a ping.
Besides, they run some golden cards, it’s so much useless bling!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Oh Hearthstone devs, please understand that Rogues are really lame.
They probably fulfil their role but nerf them all the same.
You see they draw so many cards, I can’t set them aflame.
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Great Hearthstone devs, my bosom pals, you’ll obviously agree.
Druids have too many choices now, it’s plain for all to see!
They armour ‘gainst my fireballs and won’t just die for me!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
‘Sup Hearthstone devs, my brethren, I think it’s quite unfair!
That Warlocks get to life-tap and draw without a care!
While Mages have to pace their spells, it’s obvious I swear!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Yo, Hearthstone devs, listen to me, this must be fixed at once!
That Shaman evolves far too quick and won’t give me the chance
To burn his face into the ground and do the winner’s dance.
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Hey Hearthstone devs, those Warriors , they killed me once I think.
You’d prob’ly better look at that, I’m almost on the brink…
Of cancelling my pre-order and kicking up a stink!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Sweet Hearthstone devs, one more request, for Priests do need a change!
They should just heal, and yet they steal, it’s honestly too strange!
They shouldn’t get to clear the board and stay just out of range!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Wise Hearthstone devs, the ones we love, perfection is at hand!
But Demon Hunters get to hang with much too strong a band!
Their minions have too strong effects, they pound me in the sand.
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play, that I don’t play!
Oh nerf, please, the class that I don’t play.
Now Hearthstone devs, you’ve gone too far, this is a big disgrace!
You’ve made a change to Mages , a slap right in the face!
Adjusting Jaina’s cleavage? No! This cannot be the case!
Why nerf so the class that I do play? That I do play?
Why nerf so the class that I do play?
Why Hearthstone devs, must you insist on ruining the game?!
I’ll find you soon and when I do, I’ll honestly proclaim:
I’m terrible at Hearthstone now, and you’re the ones to blame!
By nerfing the class that I do play, that I do play!
By nerfing the class that I do play.
Never forget Totabiscuit. The best gentleman (if not the merriest).
