Hey all, however you feel about the recent “nerfs”, whether you agree, don’t, or don’t care, I figured we would have some fun with it.
So here are the rules: change a character’s effect, flavor text, or any of their attack/summon sounds to be more PG (edit: a few y’all went changing card names… which is a fantastic idea too, so go for it).
Big Game Hunter:
Effect changed:
Destroy a minion with 7 or more attack > Subdue a minion with 7 or more attack
C’thun:
New voice line when summoned. Now says:
My dreaming ends… your party begins.
Murloc Tidehunter
Flavor text changed to:
Friends will rise, from the tides!
What other cards would you believe should be immediately nerfed in order to preserve game balance?
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Wild Pyromancer > Wild OSHA Flame Safety Instructor
7 Likes
Deathlord > No-longer-with-us-lord
Despicable Dreadlord > Big Meanie scarylord
Dirty rat > Unsanitary Rodent
7 Likes
Pit Fighter > Tactile Motivationalist
3 Likes
Vulgar homunculus, cover his bare chest and 2 damage to opponent for summoning, remove (Vulgar) we can’t have that kind of language here.
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I’m just doing it for fun, I have absolutely nothing against the changes. There is just too much attention at it, but I think it’s fun to play this game any way:
Shudderwock:
My jaws that smiles, my claws that caress.
4 Likes
Ysera I dream… And the world smiles.
2 Likes
Assasinate -> Sleepy Time
6 Likes
Leeroy jeekins voice line now goes on a lower volume.
His actual volume is offensive to people ears for being to loud.
3 Likes
Bloodlust renamed to Heroism.
Conjurer’s Calling no longer reads that it destroys a minion , it removes a minion.
Remove still feel bad.
What about tell a minion to return to his home and call two friends(not minions) of whatever cost(the “same cost” part feels like a comparison so we’re removing to the “friends” not feel bad) to do his work for the rest of the game.
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Warlock’s don’t have good morals if they are hurting themselves to draw an extra card, this should be checked.