Who would win? One of the most significant mages in Warcraft Lore, with deep connections to major characters and story lines?
Or a Barista with no combat training?
Or a Rat creature riding a mole?
Or Medivh’s pet bird?
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The opponent would appear to win only to realize that they had only killed a mere magical clone of Khadgar, not the real thing.
Khadgar fights with his mind, not his fists. It’s a testament to his magical prowess that even his projected images are able to offer supportive magic on the field of battle.
Also, that Barista has a hidden sword. She definitely has combat training, probably a retired Warrior of some kind.
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Who would win, a Dragon of literal death and hate itself…
…or 12 baby fish-people.
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And Baristas brew nice Mochas and lattes. I can’t speak for all Baristas, but I think for the most part they’re specialized in making coffee, not fighting against yetis and demons. But maybe she takes Martial Arts on the side. Sometimes knowledge isn’t power if the only way to defend yourself is by slapping someone.
Heck, get a more battle-hardened fish person and without even participating himself, he could coach a mere four of those baby fish people to victory against such a monstrosity.
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You’ve seen some of the murloc art on those cards? They’ve got some real biceps. And their teeth? Remember, biting is a form of offense and defense. The other day, I read about a Rottweiler killing a child on my local news. Chances are, the Rottweiler did not slap the child to death.
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That same tiny fish person, with the blessing of some random king, and bring down an ANCIENT GOD OF DEATH
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I wish they would just bring realism back to fantasy card games like the good old days.
You know, the days when all facets of a fantasy card game were grounded in real-world scaling and lifelike realism. Those days.
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Indestructible intensifies
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A tiny bee can bring a massive strong person who can bench 600 lbs down with anaphylactic shock if he or she is allergic. Of course, the bee goes down too. Maybe Yogg is allergic to Murlocs. Let’s not make assumptions on Yogg’s natural body defenses. They have never covered that in Warcraft Lore. Hospitals also keep patient records confidential so we can’t assume anything until we ask Yogg himself.
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Besides, I already made my point. Those 2/2s aren’t the real Khadgar. It’s like trying to deal with Dr. Doom. You’ll kmow you found the real Khadgar when your hero explodes.
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STOP ASSUMING MY WEAKNESSES!!!
complete sentence
Blizzard banning players for death threats
Or
Blizzard putting in the emote “I will be your death!”
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lmao this one got me.
The power of Khadgar’s pimp smack is directly proportional to the length of his beard.
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He loses that fistfight the same way you can poison a mech. Magic.
This is the same game where eating a regular banana allows even the weakest of the weakest (such as anyone of us, a regular human!) to punch the crap out of a raging servant of the old gods that’s an embodiment of magma.
10 000 Lich Kings vs The Sun.
To make it more fair to the Lich Kings, they’re fighting the Sun during the night.
Who’d take it ?