It took one week for Priest to become insufferable

From a free win when going against them to a turn 3 concede. I might sound like i complain a lot bros but its always shaman, priest and paladin.

Much to my chagrin i was blessed enough to witness the downfall of paladin and -what i thought as well- priest. I was minding my own business waiting for shaman to be nerfed but up from the woodworks crawls the priest. Why are they like this?

Imagine a deck comprised of 26 cards under 3 mana. Just imagine that for a second. What are we playing here? What sort of atypical disorder is needed to even want to participate in playing priest?

It’s always the most pebblebrained tech that they use. Woah your heals hurt me instead! Woah! That should warrant the one mana 8 damage to my face right because you technically are losing out on the heal right! woah, right!

One must only assume that the deranged paladin will soon find their light again. I am projecting a shaman nerf that will bring to light the most ungodly paladin* and priest that you could imagine.

You make no sense. You had said you like Rogue decks, and now you complain a priest deck has low cost cards?

What Priest deck requires a concede on round 3? You sound tilted.

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I mean, I lost to a turbo highroll hand of Coin → Protoss Sentry → 2x Orbital Halo, followed by 2x Hallucinates on it the next turn.

Mighta been that.

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how did you lose to priest on turn 3 i dont get it

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mew has to be cuddles

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Except for when it’s warrior, death knight, hunter, mage, rogue, or druid. Especially especially especially druid.

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I can give you a list! I’ve been working on those for decades! :sweat_smile: :rofl: :joy:

Literally 80% of all decks I play fit into that description :crazy_face: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :laughing: :grin: :smile: :sweat_smile: :rofl: :joy:

And yeah, I got a brutal winrate on that particular deck today in top 1k, so this is just the beginning

The deck is very interesting to play because it relies on heavy board control and draw probabilities every single turn. However, at the same time, because of those two factors, it’s also exhausting to play. I can’t just unwind and win 10 in a row on autopilot like I could while playing Weapon Rogue and Sludgelock.

Umm… nevermind xDD Whatever the deck you’re talking about is, I’ve never seen it nor played it

I’m running this:

Summary

Hallucinating

Class: Priest

Format: Standard

Year of the Pegasus

2x (1) Acupuncture

2x (1) Brain Masseuse

2x (1) Catch of the Day

1x (1) Deafen

2x (1) Hallucination

2x (1) Miracle Salesman

2x (1) Overzealous Healer

2x (2) Dreamboat

2x (2) Orbital Halo

2x (2) Pet Parrot

2x (2) Shadow Ascendant

1x (3) Benevolent Banker

1x (3) Chillin’ Vol’jin

1x (3) Pip the Potent

2x (3) Trusty Fishing Rod

2x (4) Chrono Boost

2x (4) Glowstone Gyreworm

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To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

It’s lowkey kinda broken (and it has exactly 26 cards with mana cost 1-3 like you said xD)

I’m afraid you’re right. I accidentally noticed it when I opened 2 interesting cards of his and am already putting my pants in the washing machine, if you know what I mean

Priests are always insufferable.

Historically, priest is definitely the worst overall class though. Druid has the crown since the dawn of the game.

Yeah Priest is just made to troll everyone. Its a pretty pathetic class. Never a fun matchup for the most part. I give them a free win and move on. Dont care to play them.

Priest is insufferable to play against and to play as! Seriously, seems like whenever I dust off my Priest I end up with the most craptastic of draws lol. Serves me right for playing it, I suppose.

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It is quite strong if you know what you’re doing

At least 3 priest decks can be found in top 2k

If you’re a Priest fan, I see no reason you give it up after a few unlucky draws

With a skill difference in your favor, you will easily hit top legend

Altair, have you been playing mage on the Euro server at 2k legend? Was wondering if I bumped into you on standard. Curious.

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Yes you did!

It’s nice to get a new forum friend in battlenet <3

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What happened with Priest suddenly? I just faced like 4 priests back to back, all with godly draws and dropping mothership by turn 6.

Is there a new list going around or just people trying to target shamans and warriors?

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Its soooo low cost like i said they have all 2 mana deck. Its even faster than zerg dk

It hyper countera everything currently popular and it also has the (actually high chance) of hitting a perfect turn 4

It’s value-oriented meta, ofc Priest is gonna thrive

I know of 3 priest decks running around, and i believe you just mentioned the 4th, so…

EDIT: Make that 5 xD I just saw a mech protoss priest, insane

Naah, man, whoever made this one is a genius xD I didn’t know what hit me

He just kept spitting out those mechs, taunts, divine shields, buffs, and on and on and on and I was like, where is all that coming from?? How??

I have been using him since the mini set, since I was bored of zarimi and my kure deck is a fiesta. People have been sleeping on him. It’s up there with the top decks for sure. Might had the easiest climbs in legend this month. Think I lost only 2 in d5+.