I pray to thee Rng gods

I stand before you in humble penitence, begging for a light to shine upon my ever attempting run at breaking into Diamond 3. Please? I’ll bring you cookies.

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Place cookies in a spiral direction outwardly and clockwise. It should be roughly be in a shape resembling the digit 9.

Pour milk on the cookies.

Add sparkle candies for extra power.

Update us if it works.

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Okay… So… I got everything right except I had to use kitty litter instead of sparkle candies. Now there a demon cat in my bathroom and I’m not sure how to proceed.

Easy.
Just call Kel’ Thurzard…
Email will be so much slower…

What Rank you at now?

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Right now I’m stuck, and have been stuck, at diamond 4. Everytime I’m in position to break into Diamond 3 I’m absolutely crushed for 2 or 3 games. This has been the cycle for a few days now. I know it’s not a skill cap thing because I’m beating these exact same decks without issue to climb. Just getting unlucky with draws whenever I’m about to break into a new rank.

UPDATE: Well, the time has come. I have taking a quick break to inform everyone that I’ve broken into Diamond 2. I shall continue throughout the night until I hit legend or my head explodes.

Second update: tides turned and I got my inside blown out three games in a row. Think I’ll chill for a bit lol

Some days are like that. Some days are a cruise.

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Lick the frog. Then all will become clear.

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For sure. I remember trying to break into Diamond for the first time years ago. It took me, if I remember right, about 2 weeks. Just couldn’t get the draws right and probably misplaced a few times.

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