I accidentally created the best 80% wr rogue deck

The win rate is so high and it all comes from enemy rage conceit.

I hit 700 legend with it and its only january 5.

Before the bread and butter i’ll mention that i’m running harth stonebrew as a BEAUTIFUL turn 6 panic button / reset. Getting Freeze mage and warrior or dk from his is an insta win.

I am running Pro Gamer and Clumsy steward for a nasty combo (enemies always pick scissors so i pick paper to mill them) The scissors hands are what human eyes are drawn to it seems. Nobody presses paper and people with heavy, strong, usernames or classes like warrior and dk would pick rock because they’re tough guys i’m not joking!!

Then there is Elite tauren champion and pozzik.

If they haven’t conceited or milled yet then its harth stonebrew time to eliminate the tauren chieftain card in my hand or have it shuffled in my deck from gear shift.

There are only those core cards plus shadowsteps and breakdances then you can make it any sort of variation you like with the rest of the cards available. Starship, mech, cycle, etc

deck list please? don’t really know all the cards by name.

I was wondering if you just got lucky, and you have nothing,

but that sentence confirmed it.

Clumsy Steward 100% causes rage concedes. If there was any more support for forced draw, this card would be complained about daily.

Elite Tauren Champion is also very fun.

Another fun thing to play with Clumsy Steward is anything that increases enemy card costs.

Tech Rogue

Class: Rogue

Format: Standard

Year of the Pegasus

2x (0) Preparation

2x (0) Shadowstep

2x (1) Breakdance

2x (1) Dig for Treasure

2x (1) Gear Shift

2x (1) Stick Up

2x (1) Valeera’s Gift

2x (2) Kaja’mite Creation

2x (2) Pro Gamer

2x (3) Clumsy Steward

1x (3) Velarok Windblade

1x (4) Griftah, Trusted Vendor

1x (4) Pozzik, Audio Engineer

1x (5) Elite Tauren Champion

2x (5) Shadow Word: Steal

1x (6) Bob the Bartender

1x (6) Harth Stonebrew

1x (7) Marin the Manager

1x (7) Tess Greymane

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To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

It doesn’t work as a deck all together it’s just a deck that you play as the cards come to you.
-Shadow step the transforming dragon go face if you have the exact card
-Lengthly game stealing cards, Bobing, etc
-panic 6 mana Stonebrew if Tessa is in your deck and draw her for a funny interaction
-Pozzik for mill if you draw perfectly
-marin on turn 7 if you get it, play it
-pro gamer + clumsy in mulligan hand on second turn with coin is perfect

It’s like a gambit deck that you’re supposed to do whatever the cards want you to do. 6 or 7 win cons available here

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Those are not rage concedes. The plan of decks with delicate synergies can be disrupted to the point of having no chance. You don’t concede because you are angry but because you know how the deck works.

I’m seeing the plan here because I have in mind decks that won’t work if you “troll” them with cards like that but at the same time I’m unsure what else should be in the deck.

I fear that the “troll” decks are often slow and I usually play in extremely fast metas that both need some early defense but also can’t survive with “just disruption”.

You’d think ETC would be played more if it worked that well so something is fishy.

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its hard to get unlucky with this deck I think is the home-brew. if hearthstone was perpetually 50-50 all across the board chance, I think this deck at least puts you above 55% (of drawing what you need)

It’s a work in progress though. Griftah grabbing enemies and shadow stepping them to yourself etc just an example of one of the lucks needed ie getting the mind control amulet.

The deck is better than we might think

edit: we don’t use more than half of these cards in this deck, ideally

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I won with pro gamer twice by picking a paper, :joy: but for real those two were against warriors. Yeah makes sense.

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This is a standard Rogue deck from a few months back that is just updated with some new cards. There’s a couple variants of it running around since Rogue lost it’s way to abuse Sonya. IE: They went back to abusing Tess again.

This deck absolutely hates when the opponent plays a buffed Razorscale and they have no way to remove it.

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I love the description

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I played ETC for a long time in control priest. In the slower games it could often get intentionally removed by filling your hand, transforming it or other shenanigans. The best choice was often to eat the damage but once people committed for a few turns it got really funny.

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I believe Priest is played less than its win rate should imply, because it has a bad rep and people don’t like playing it.

It’s purely psychological because most gamers want to pretend to be “macho men”.

Look at the warrior play rate. It’s always high even if the win rate is 35%.

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What could I replace Elite Tauren champion with? Is it absolutely neccessary?

What do you recommend?

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It was all dandy but now it’s all wonky since paladins and shamans and hunters switched up their decks big time in the matter of like 48 hours. All backwards.

Go one breakdance one shadowstep.
Gear shift and dig for minion are out.
Add some fans perhaps for 4 fans with Gift.

I’m hellbent on us Keeping ETC as its the luck of either turn 5 drop or Harth stonebrew him from your hand or play him later when the druids and them have 15 mana. We also need Band manager now to throw in some of those higher cost cards. Your call on iff you want ceaseless expanse, who goes into the band, tess or stonebrew, etc.

Now some spots are free for early aggro with asteroids 2 drop or more discovering for a big tess.

Some of these big guys are not necessary as you steal them with the shadow word but when the enemy is playing a deck without stealable minions it works as a removal while you still have the big guys.

If i had zilliax i would fit him in here too but i disenchanted due to personal reasons

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by posting this deck, it is now a netdeck

lol

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Nice idea, but sounds too slow for my taste

I don’t see any need of the asteroid 2-drop if you decide to remove all the cycle xD

I put 2x Ethereal, 2x Mixologist and 1x Dubious instead of 2x Dig, 2x Gear and 1x Tauren champ

Here goes nothing!

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We do all love ethereal! He does disappoints me regularly tho >:) . Mixologist is a very good addition. I’ll be honest i have used Tess ONCE in all the time i played this. The random spells from velarok and kajamite i usually choose as ones i dont want repeated / not keeping in mind to pick a spell to Tess later. Tess could be out as well for how much we love here

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She replays EVERY card you played from diff class, not just spells

My 1st Tess with this deck, pally’s divine shield lifesteal minion, druid’s lifesteal taunt rush dragon → they came in handy against handbuff pally

This deck has so much value it seems easier to win with, than to lose with xd

EDIT: 1st Pro gamer duel confirms your theory, ahhahahah, you’re an absolute king.

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If you guys are into “troll” decks you must try The 8 Hands from Beyond though it’s a bit slow if the opponent is too fast.

That’s part of the “trolling” they were going for. I’d keep it.

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nobody ever picks paper haha! happy to hear your success. VERY DIRTY tessing. Of course the only counter is aggro but again this is all luck you could draw and discover perfectly >:)

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