How do the bots always draw perfectly

Someone care to explain this one away, every time you play a bot they draw perfectly and get the exact discover card they need to stay in it, I suspect hacking.

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When you say “bots” are you referring to the actual ai bots blizz sometimes employs in single player and/or bronze level play? Or are you merely referring to the “random letters in their name” thing?

If the former, it can’t be hacking by technical definition because it’s blizz’s official program.

If the latter, the two explanations are that either A.) the people ARE bots AND the bot software hacks the game AND blizz hasn’t detected malicious hacking that apparently is SO widespread that even YOU have run into it, or B.) some or all of those aren’t actually what’s going on here.

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Oh how fun, another bot who discovered symphony of sins from natural talent into tidepool pupil “completely random”

The most constructive advice I can give is to take a break. You’re clearly tilted enough to start making venting threads in the forums, and that’s never a good sign regardless of how justifiable or otherwise your anger might be.

Put it down, take a break.

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Probably makes him feel better telling himself he loses to a bot instead of a real person.

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I don’t know. I have never played a bot.

Do they though?

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Yeah, because the snap picking a card when they discover isn’t a dead give away. They don’t even have time to look at the cards and they pick a card. Nothing to see here right? Some people are so dumb they don’t even know when they are facing bots and think the game is played entirely by humans FailFish

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Sorry that you’re blaming bots on your performance. Must be hard on you.

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I’m sorry that so many actual human people have better graphics cards than you, that their animations render faster than yours do. By the time your device catches up they’ve already had some time to choose on their end where animations are faster.

Bots exist, but they play like crap. If you can’t beat bots then you’re pathetic. They’re also deliberately slow because longer games are more XP, and frustration concedes are their primary win condition. So it’s more likely overall that you’re accusing actual humans who play decently of being bots, and the game client’s constant performance issues on your device have you on tilt.

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They announced they stopped using them.

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As you get more familiar with the game, you’ll learn which cards have what names and/or pictures, and that will tell you what they do without you having to spend time reading the entire thing top to bottom. And, again with experience, you’ll learn which choices are appropriate. Furthermore, lots of these choose-1-of-3’s are either predetermined (ETC) or targeted (Pupil).

So you already know roughly what you’re going to get, most of the time, and even when you don’t, you can very quickly glance at something and go “oh, I know what that is” and make a very quick decision.

I’m going to pretend the rest of your post doesn’t exist because it’s still residual tilt from several hours ago.

I didn’t know that. Interesting. Well, as they say, K = .5B

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That went totally over my head.

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Knowledge is half the battle. It’s a reference to an old cartoon called GI Joe, they used to have “PSA” skits at the end of them where they’d try to teach something to the kids, and then they’d say “now you know, and knowledge is half the battle!”

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Tilt is how they do it. You are tilted and seeing everything through tilt googles.

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This is meme worthy.

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No, what he describes is the actual way bots play. When Blizzard used their own bots for ranked games that’s exactly how you could tell them apart (next to them not appearing as B-Net accounts), they didn’t have the red frame around cards because they didn’t do mouse-overs and the cards just flip around the screen because there’s noone moving them manually from the hand to the board.

But only from Platinum upwards I believe.

  • there is no bots in hs
  • there is no hacks in hs
  • the game isnt rigged
  • the game isnt pay to win
  • there is no algorithms
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The only blizzard bots are in the new player areas. Once you reach the actual ladder (bronze) there are no longer blizzard AI bots. The noted their removal in a patch note right before the started massive ban waves of bots and prior to the MMR matching changes.