Okay, so this is just me telling a story basically. Hopefully you find it funny. I’ve quit the game now because of this, but I’m not angry or anything; I honestly shouldn’t be playing games so much anyway.
So, I’ve been having noticeably terrible luck the past few days in the game. This has been in wild as I’ve already hit legend in standard.
Today, I decided to play Kazakusan druid. First match is against an OTK quest Priest. I have the advantage the entire game, but Guff and Kazakusan are in the bottom 10, but not close enough to the bottom to be dredged. It’s okay, I get them eventually. I used Kazakusan, and got a mediocre deck, but good enough to close out the game (I thought).
Anyway, the Priest has like 2 or 3 cards in hand at any one time, if I make a board, they top deck a clear, if I deal face damage, they top deck healing. No biggie though. The thing that got me with this game was that towards the end, I had 3 boom bots on board, and the Priest had 1 HP (not already dead due to my terrible boom bot RNG) and a lightshower elemental (6 mana 6/6 taunt, deathrattle heal 8).
He then decides to use reno hero power that does 2 damage and then 1 to everything. He hits his lightshower elemental, it goes to 4, then all my boom bots die. Now, if I hit face once, I win, because I have a card that does 8 damage to face and he was at 1 HP. This is not difficult, I guarantee hitting face if I kill the elemental with 2 bots. I also win if I don’t kill the elemental. What happened was that my bots did 1-1-2 damage each all the to elemental. This killed the elemental and healed him to 9 putting him out of range and making it so that I couldn’t win anymore.
Now, I don’t know what the math is on that, but I think it’s pretty freaking unlikely. No biggie though, it happens.
Next game. I’m facing a shudder shaman. I play mutanus. He copies it with the freeze copy spell. I have 8 minions in hand. One of them is Kazakusan. Now this guy was extremely slow (one of the things I hate about this game), so as he was contemplating what to do with his 7 remaining mana, I started entertaining myself. “Hmm… I think if he gets the 1/8 I’m uninstalling.”
Time passes…
Opponent starts roping…
“Yep… if he gets my Kazakusan, I’m actually uninstalling.”
“Yep… I’m actually gonna uninstall for real, no taking it back.”
The entire time, I was thinking there’s was no way though, especially after that last game.
Of course he got the 1/8 after nearly burning out his turn.
The end.
Yeah, I uninstalled, but I’m actually feeling pretty good. No spite or anything, I wish everyone and the hearthstone team the best. Have fun with the expansion!