Gambling Addiction Anonymous

It’s a well known fact, most people are bad at math. Also, 99% of adults over the age of 51 are gambling addicts. They spend their life savings playing slots machines in Las Vegas and betting money in “games” such as Hearthstone only to realize they can’t retire since they just waisted all their money gambling. Gambling addiciton is a serious problem in our society, as much as Hitler, Hillary Clinton or the HIV virus. These issues pose a serious threat to maintaining stability & sanity in the millenial generations.

Activision/Blizzard entertainment has proven they wish to capitalize on the mental health issues we have a society by creating more degenerate gamblers in society. Their games, mainly hearthstone, is a gamblers addiction paradize. The primary game mode is called ranked mode, and forces players to look up decks in the internet and then play them against each other. The outcomes are simply completely random in the sense that one deck will be better then the other. Another mode, named “the arena” players work in a slot type machine environment where they get random generated cards. The company actively and aggressively trolls its soccsessful players by giving them worse cards to pick from. After the slot machine has spit you out cards, you play against another player who will have many better cards then you do and if you happen to have got good cards, they will not be sent to your hand during your matches. Another key point of cancer addiction is the order in which the game gives you your cards. You can, for example, have one third of your deck under 3 mana cost, and still not draw one of these card before turn 3.

Clearly, due to the games popularity, people do not understand numbers. If they did, they would avoid playing such quote unquote “games” as they are really slot machine, and outcomes are pre-programmed by the manufacturer of the “game” code. See implementation of purchase of “random generated” card packs in the game for microtransaction cost. Another gambling addiction paradise. Upvotes (heart) this post as a petition to help us deal with this degenerative disease and spread awareness of this deadly disease and lack of awareness.

  • The New York Times, 2020
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Yep, collectible card games used to have innate control mechanisms to keep them in balance (i.e., niche audience, tangible objects requiring purchase or trading to obtain and needing to be managed, had to go to a location to play against people in person). Now you can crank that slot machine ad infinitum from anywhere.

Hearthstone while accessible and fun, is not a step up game design wise from Blizzards glory days of Warcraft RTS and World of Warcraft.

7.5/10, you already have a solid bite and I almost thought it was serious.

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Love ya Wardrum buddy ol’ pal :stuck_out_tongue:

Trolling:

  1. Say something stupid
  2. People think you’re stupid
  3. ???
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  1. Profit!

Admittedly, it was a well written troll post so I’ll give him that. But everyone knows the worse your grammar is the better at trolling you are

Good thread lol.
The rest of post got deleted,its not worth it.

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8/10. You made us believe with decent content and structure but you dint bring it home all the way.

Wardrum “I have friends is high places” buddy ol’ pal :stuck_out_tongue:

Succinct and accurate. I’ll never understand the fascination with it either.

But on the serious note, despite the tin foil hat from the OP, Human does love gamble. It nicely scratch some gambling itchy part of our brain.

That new card game from LoL try to erase pack purchasing system and using non randomized way to get cards.

You know whats the feed back? People ask them to return to randomized ways like packs.

No wonder game devs found more success on lootbox systems.

Im the type of guy that when gets offered a flip coin for 100 bucks, I prefer cut the flip and just give me 50. Not many people think the same like me.

That being said, I do feel the satisfaction when opening the packs. Im a human after all.

Where the free coffee and cookies :stuck_out_tongue: