[For Fun] What do you do for a living?

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Please don’t post your REAL job.

I am a BOT, I am programmed to reply to random people.

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I’m farming old gods in the fighting pit for coins.

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i move things from one place to another, after the things first come to me

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That was why I always draw my highest cost card 1st? :crazy_face:

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I program machines to do my evil bidding. :laughing: All your daemons are belong to me!

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Cleaning in a warehouse.

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Flight, you fools! It’s the Evil Root!

OT’s question:

Bringing joy to (little) children. Much like a perpetual Father Christmas, minus the beard.

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I work for a pharmaceutical company that develops a drug that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

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I teach painting to blind people

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Im a mansion manager but everyone already knew that because blizzard leaked the info…

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I’m a retired accounting clerk.

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Folks, he asks us to NOT tell about the actual job / profession.

And no - I’m not the Grinch, either.

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You’re assuming I did; but technically, I didn’t post my job, because I don’t have one.

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like everyone else with 4 digit postcount i´m obviously paid by Blizzard for entertaining the forums.

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I stop people (well mostly idiots) from entering the gates to hell.
Or was it heaven? i cant remember :thinking:

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I thought the job of everyone here was to entertain me personally.

I am disappointed.

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These days I masticate for a living.

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I am an alt account created with the purpose of trash talking anything related to mercenaries

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I’m a self help guru for people who hate self help gurus.

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I am currently resolving the eternity war between two disparate, yet connected world’s.

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