[Fluff] Giggling Inventor's Jokes for March


#1

My boyfriend is always playing HS and ignoring me.
I got so fed up I asked him,
“One day, If HS and me fell into the sea, who will you choose?!?!?!”
He ponder for a short moment,
“I think I will choose Jaina”

(Do you have a good joke or something that can bring a smile to other?)


(Mary Anne Lee) #2

Saw this on Hearthpwn, so it’s not an original, but I thought it was super funny!

Why is Anduin afraid to go outside?
Because the light shall burn you!


#3

Not a joke but a test of card knowledge (trivia)
Which card’s attack speech is “Hunt them down!”


#4

Why doesn’t DK Malfurion wear cloaks made of spiders webs anymore?

Because the web unravels.


#5

Why does DK Malfurion always surf the internet?

Because the (world wide)web unravels.