Tired of those overpowered Priests that can’t be countered?
Tried of those Murloc Paladins that keep on spamming 7 10/10 Murlocs at the start of the first round?
Well good news! I’ve found the best way to boost your win ratio by 20%! This trick is simple, get into a match and when your turn starts, put down the cards you need then don’t do anything until the timer runs out. This way you can tab out to watch some Youtube videos, watch a movie or even play other games while you wait! Amazing right?!
While waiting your opponent has to wait each turn. If they’re a mobile user, that’s a bonus, because they might be on a public transport and sometimes they might drop the game due to real life situations! Easy win!
I’ve been doing this on Ranked, ALL THE TIME. From 70% to 90% win rate thanks to my brilliant idea. Even if it takes an hour to finish a game, remember, Rome wasn’t built in a day. So why wait? Stop losing and start winning!
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I love it! Maybe these zombies will think twice about their decision to use such decks. I’m going to start doing the same.
Not sure if this is serious or not, but whatever. Even if the 20% winrate boost was true it would still not compensate for the number of games you could have played in the meantime with a lower winrate. So this is completely not viable if you want to climb and even less viable if you want to have fun. Not to mention that in higher ranks people usually try even harder against ropers out of spite.
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I don’t try harder. I just rope back and spam emote. If I am really good at something, it’s playing the patient game. So far 100% of the time they stop roping.
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The irony of this after proposing a strategy of waiting for the rope to burn out…
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OP: Why’d ya have to make things so complicated?
it’s a troll topic, don’t fall for it
You must be a Mage/Priest pay to win player. I’m having fun with 1 hour games while watching Youtube. No more “Thank you” and “Well played” at the end of the round too since if you do lose, you can always concede on time. Remember to have fun and win like you mean it!
I have 4 boys at home, a Jack Russell terrier and I work in customer service.
I also play slow fatigue decks.
If you’re trying to play the patience game with me, you’re only facing the grand master.
Good luck.
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Ah the typical American mother has joined the winning team.
priest is currently the cheapest class/deck and i’m not really p2w but hey, keep being toxic at rank 20 if it makes you happy
You can’t use “mage” and “p2w” in the same sentence without use “isn’t” currently :v
Nope, I’m a father actually. Not so typical now, eh?
People at high ranks rarely climb on mobile.
Thanks for confirming your rank 20, OP.
No problem, obese fat man. 
Wow that’s rude. I’ll go tell my mother.
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She hates you for using her credit card to buy $100 Packs.
My dad works for blizz. You will be permanently banned, shortly.
Adios
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Go cry to daddy you fat no life 