Here is my list of Druid nerfs to help the devs:
Guff - Hero power, summon a random treeant
Dew Process - The next treant you play this turn gets +1/+1
Naturalize - If your deck has no duplicates, destroy a random enemy minion, they draw 2 cards.
We know last time they didn’t do timely nerfs, several devs got fired, they got the message loud and clear and immediately nerfed 30 cards the next day.
I am offering these Druid nerfs to help the devs. I think they got the message loud and clear that timely nerfs are important.
The whole post is wild but this is the cherry on top.
Thanks for the giggle.
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The OP might be the highest wrong per word density I’ve seen here
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I see someone with no sense of humor has joined the conversation.
What terrible wrong has led to this path?
Seek a life outside the forums, young man.
It is natural that your negative energy and lack of vigor would attract you to me.
That was the plot of Insidious because it was based on a true story.
How can you reply to that and say he doesn’t have a sense of humour? I laughed out loud.
It is possible it is a sense of humor that eludes me.
I shall leave that door open.
Anyway, I have told my joke. My job is done.
I bid all of you farewell.
Should the devs ever drag their feet on the nerfs, I may return one day.
Please carry on without me.
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Well I should have considered satire, given how I described it. My apologies
They deserve an award for that alone.