Garrosh, Anduin and Rexxar walked into a bar…
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Anduin is asked to leave because humans aren’t allowed in this bar.
Anduin goes to a better bar with Jaina and Yrel and Uther
This is the kind of bar where anything goes, and Anduin is with all the right people.
So then Anduin hops on top of the bar counter n starts dancing.
The Napoleon Dynamite. A classic.
Valeera steps into the bar and everyone was silent!
A spark flies from the fire and from afar someone remarks…
Something about how there was NO CHEATING between Jaina and Arthas even though Arthas got a mysterious transmissible disease and infected thousands of others with it and pledged himself to become the Lich King but there was NO CHEATING involved it all happened 100% fairly and naturally
“Nothing a mug of homebrew can’t settle!” exclaims the tavern bar owner
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Anduin tells the whole tavern that there is a troll at the door talking nonsense.
The whole tavern decides to ignore the troll and Valeera places a sign on the door “no trolls allowed” and everyone laughs a lot.
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Illidan runs into the tavern angrily screaming “DEMONS, DEMONS!!!” but no one pays him any attention, so out of spite he knocks over every drink that is within his range. He then makes a hasty retreat outside while still screaming and disappears into the woods. The faint echos of his yelling eventually being lost to the winds.
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It was at this precise moment that Jaina, inside, felt a shiver down her spine…
It turns out that it was a Tually Morgl behind her doing something shocking!
Well quite shocking in Jaina’s eyes because Tually Morgl had slipped an ice cube into her dress , that wasn’t happening !
She screamed in anger and slapped the miscreant !