To even have the chance to survive, you’d have to kill the Marsuul Cub.
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Look at him.
Look at him!
Do you see those soulful eyes?!?
I just don’t have the heart 
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Just play a taunt minion. It’s as hard for your opponent to kill him as it is for you
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Tried that. The taunter stops taunting, gets to their knees and starts making cooing sounds at the cub.
Honestly, whilst understandable, that’s just unprofessional.
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The book it’s reading is how to efficiently kill you next turn with the most suffering possible.