Activision: I humbly submit myself as a forum mod

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I will do this for free.

I love this game. I love this company. So much. So much. I will not abuse my authority.

So give me mod powers.

Thanks.

10/10 thread

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Activision 3 days after hiring Goramier:

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How to make buckeyes!

Necessary ingredients:

  • 2 1/2 cups sifted confectioners’ sugar

  • 1 cup smooth peanut butter

  • 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted

  • 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt

  • 8 ounces semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped

  • 1 teaspoon vegetable shortening

Directions:

1.) Line a baking sheet with parchment. Beat the confectioners’ sugar, peanut butter, butter, vanilla and salt with an electric mixer in a medium bowl until well combined. Scoop 2-teaspoonful mounds, and roll into balls; arrange them on the prepared baking sheet. Refrigerate until firm, about 20 minutes.

2.) Microwave the chocolate and shortening in a microwave-safe medium bowl in 30-second increments, stirring in between, until the mixture is completely melted and smooth, about 2 minutes.

3.) Stick a toothpick or skewer into the top center of a peanut butter ball. Dip the ball into the melted chocolate, leaving a circle of peanut butter visible on top. Let the excess chocolate drip off, then return the buckeye to the baking sheet. Repeat with the remaining peanut butter balls and chocolate.

4.) Chill the buckeyes until firm, about 30 minutes. Smooth out the hole left by the toothpick with an offset spatula. Serve at room temperature or well chilled. Refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 5 days.

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I don’t “technically disagree” with this

But we all know how sweet the apple tastes

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Only free? Not good enough, you need to pay them to work for them (just like their playtesters do).

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I humbly endorse you, friend! Good luck!

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https://i.imgur.com/L6eiRXJ.png
“Enchanted Fishing Line” felt too wordy.

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Truth density high score

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How to make buckeyes!

Necessary ingredients:

  • 2 1/2 cups sifted confectioners’ sugar
  • 1 cup smooth peanut butter
  • 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
  • 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 8 ounces semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, chopped
  • 1 teaspoon vegetable shortening

Directions:

1.) Line a baking sheet with parchment. Beat the confectioners’ sugar, peanut butter, butter, vanilla and salt with an electric mixer in a medium bowl until well combined. Scoop 2-teaspoonful mounds, and roll into balls; arrange them on the prepared baking sheet. Refrigerate until firm, about 20 minutes.

2.) Microwave the chocolate and shortening in a microwave-safe medium bowl in 30-second increments, stirring in between, until the mixture is completely melted and smooth, about 2 minutes.

3.) Stick a toothpick or skewer into the top center of a peanut butter ball. Dip the ball into the melted chocolate, leaving a circle of peanut butter visible on top. Let the excess chocolate drip off, then return the buckeye to the baking sheet. Repeat with the remaining peanut butter balls and chocolate.

4.) Chill the buckeyes until firm, about 30 minutes. Smooth out the hole left by the toothpick with an offset spatula. Serve at room temperature or well chilled. Refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 5 days.

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Mods are on this forum are very reasonable and have a hands-off approach.

The main reason I never used Reddit for more than a few days, is because it became clear to me it is run by incredibly aggressive power mods.

The best thing about traditional forums like these is that it is a democratic system where everyone is basically an equal. Sure, people can give likes, but that doesn’t change the visibility of a post. On platforms like Reddit and Twitter, visibility is tied to likes, so unless you’re famous or a mod, you’re a second rank citizen on these platforms.

One of the reasons platforms like Reddit and Twitter seem to be dying off, is likely because regular people have no say on these platforms anymore. Pew Research recently showed that 1 in 5 people who used Twitter believe no one has ever read their tweet.

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hope blizzard pays you enough.

/cringe

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Nah, it the opposite for Nanni. They like the (lack of) moderation here as it allows them to troll without fear of consequence.

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I once ate a marmot that my ex cooked over a campfire on a homemade spit.

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Wow that is very romantic!

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I prefer forums too, but I don’t know what’s more democratic than voting on how good a post is. You’re trying to embrace democracy when embracing direct democracy is the core problem.

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There’s a third option… your takes are that bad, and I think that’s the correct choice, btw.

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submit deez nuts. gottem