I collect Spears of Lycander. I would never salvage them for a spark. Any mythic that drops that isn’t a Spear of Lycander is a waste of coding resources. Thank you for adding such a wonderful item to the game.
10 Likes
I’m Commander Iggimancer, and this is my favorite spear in Sanctuary.
4 Likes
Ah, but is it a spear or is it a pencil? Corn dog perhaps?
2 Likes
Yes, to all.
4 Likes
The Spear of Lycander is all things, if it was ever anything.
3 Likes
This has Being John Malkovich vibes and I am here for it.
3 Likes
I didn’t know John Malkovich was the Spear of Lycander’s biggest fan. But if he was, then I am definitely being him!
1 Like
You sound exactly like this:
and now so do I 
2 Likes
If the Spear of Lycander fell in the forest, would John Malkovich hear it?
4 Likes
My AI is not powerful enough to render John Malkovich wielding this Spear. Perhaps it is not as smart as it thinks it is.
2 Likes
Probably a good thing that it can’t…I would assume that rendering would mark The Singularity
2 Likes
There are many Spears like it, but this one is mine.
3 Likes
It’e more Artificial than Intelligence.
1 Like
Well played, sir or madam!
I identify as the Spear of Lycander. I am both a Spear and Staff. You can call me a pencil too, I would happily accept that.
https://imgur.com/a/yTG6q7z
4 Likes
By all metrics, this is high art. Thank you for your holy contribution Brother.
2 Likes
I second this, but change the last part; call me anything you want, but late for supper
You can call me anything you want, but late for supper AND surely
2 Likes
That’s some dedication to a joke right there. Good stuff.
1 Like