I havent played in a month but I try an attempt here.
These patch notes are a joke. Dont take serious!!!
1] First place in gauntlet in each ladder will now award a full sized Gauntlet Arcade game but cost to play is 5$ and not 50 cents.
2] Starfall Coronet is now a druid unique that casts a new druid skill called starfall. A new 2H staff called Meaty-oar replaces the previous coronet for sorcs. Enemies killed by lucky hit Meaty-oars are turned into hunks of meat. Hunks of meat restore 1-3% life and resource.
3] Fixed an issue where Druids that knock down other druids in PVP would create an earthquake at that location.
4] Barbs that die in hardcore will temporarily have their named changed to git gud for 24 hours.
5] Cosmetic shop is now correctly updated to haunt you in your dreams. Enough sheep counting. Start counting secret cow level cows.
6] Fixed an issue where a construct with the just the Evernight stone would cast the Spiritwalker skill Darkness.
7] Fixed an issue where treasure goblins dropped treasure maps and X did not mark the spot but linked to Twitter instead.
8] Fixed an issue where sorcs were teleporting into other Blizzard games with macros and a +19 or higher teleport skill.
9] Error - 666 Joke not found or missing path. Check post origination and try again.
10] Fixed an issue where the Fallout - D4 crossover events would drop caps instead of gold.
i can see how some threads were removed, as they kinda felt off topic and out of place to be honest, hence why id say some subsection here would work. heck, lets even talk about other games, share stuff, etc. ^^
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the forum goat, who you called for.