Oh, this is fun. Never seen this thread before. Looking at everyone’s interesting answers makes me want to join. Here are my opinions in alphabetical order…
Barbarian: Nothing is more Diablo-esque than a Barbarian whirling around in a spinning dance of death. Group games without a whirly-barb always feel like they’re missing something. They actually have other viable builds too - just yesterday I saw one leaping around causing earthquakes everywhere.
Current Barbarians on Roster: 1 (always at least 1 for farming)
My Grade: A
Crusader: Slow, plodding, horrible attack animations, and voice actors who sound like they’re asleep. Next!
Current Crusaders on roster: 0 (despite my best efforts to enjoy one)
My Grade: D
Demon Hunter: I LOVE this class. The DH sets have more ingenuity and fun built into them than any other class. But why do all but one of them hit as hard as a paper napkin?
Current Demon Hunters on roster: 1 (the one that doesn’t hit like a paper napkin)
My Grade: B
Monk: DH players like to complain how their class is treated, but Monk players are the real red-headed step-child of Diablo 3. Only Tempest Rush is viable, but as spin-to-win goes… give me a whirly-barb or GoD (they’re less squishy).
Current Monks on roster: 0 (give Uliana’s some damage reduction and this number will rise)
My Grade: D
Necromancer: Wait, wait… let me get this straight… the Necromancer is Diablo’s summoner class, without a viable summoning build in D3? I’m sorry, what did you say about skeletal mages that only last a couple seconds? Mmm, no thanks. Hard pass. I like the voice actors, but you can keep your 2 min cooldowns.
Current Necromancers on roster: 0 (not likely to go up any time soon after Rathma 2.7)
My Grade: F
Witch Doctor: These guys get my respect for having the only pet builds in the game which are any fun. But why does the male version have to twitch so much? He either looks ready to fall over dead, or like he’s jacked-up on coke.
Current Witch Doctors on roster: 0 (but if I did, she’d be female)
Final Grade: C
Wizard: Probably the best powers in the game, though most of them are pretty dusty due to the constant need for channeling in all builds. I’d make a joke about their lack of mobility, but then Firebirds 2.7 showed up.
Current Wizards on Roster: 3 (Typhons Frost, Energy Twister, Firebirds)
My Grade: A